Little things in life that make you smile

[DasNutNock]

Rod Hull and Emu attacking Richard Prior

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If I'd been in Rod's position there, I'd have been feeling up Ally Sheedy, not Richard Pryor. Then I'd probably have gone back to my hotel room and had a massive w*nk.

[Clacton-ammer]

Seeing a picture of Elizabeth Hurley, in a swimsuit, holding a hose, wish it was my hose!!

Is Warne still banging her? Lucky sod if he is

[DasNutNock]

She made him fix his teeth, get hair plugs, change his clothers and lose weight. Then she realised how ludicrous he looked after all that, and binned him.

[FreeWheeling]

Seeing a picture of Elizabeth Hurley, in a swimsuit, holding a hose, wish it was my hose!!

Is Warne still banging her? Lucky sod if he is

She has moved on a bit from her days in the 80's, hanging around Basingstoke town centre getting pissed with a bloke called 'Septic'

[hammerdivone]

RARS providing fashion tips

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

RARS providing fashion tips

Traditional dress/style

Fashion is for helmets

[hammerdivone]

Is it traditional, stylish or fashionable not to wear a tie with a suit to a wedding?

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Sloppy.

Unless requested/permitted.

[Mega Ron]

Or if it's too hot. In that case guests should be told they don't have to wear a jacket or tie.

[hammerdivone]

Sloppy.

Unless requested/permitted.

Just wondered why you didn't advise Ben to wear a tie and what type

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Good point.

Maybe I feared everyone would call me a bellend for suggesting a cravat and top hat

[hammerdivone]

Good point.

Maybe I feared everyone would call me a bellend for suggesting a cravat and top hat

As an aside, often the invitation will say what the dress code is, so that should always be the starting point.

[Whitters]

Seeing our home shirt on sale in a sports shop in Orlando, alongside the usual 6 suspects and Everton. Gives an indication we're seen as one of the big(ger) teams these days

[westham,eggyandchips]

The transfer thread still fills me with enjoyment. Its like one of those crazy pubs you always try to avoid growing up, but you can't help but go in.

[davids cross]

The transfer thread still fills me with enjoyment. Its like one of those crazy pubs you always try to avoid growing up, but you can't help but go in.

"Scroll past him, scroll past him, scroll past him.......god he's dull, is he 12 years old ?. Dear god there's him again, oh and here's his mate as well ......Has Jinx posted. "

^^^^ My thoughts going through the transfer thread.....

[DasNutNock]

Getting my shed absolutely organised to perfection*. When my sparky mate gets back from holiday next month, he's putting in leccy for me, which means I will never have to go back into the house.

*with the exception of all the decorating stuff which is in two plastic crates. Any suggestions?

[Mega Ron]

Getting my shed absolutely organised to perfection*. When my sparky mate gets back from holiday next month, he's putting in leccy for me, which means I will never have to go back into the house.

*with the exception of all the decorating stuff which is in two plastic crates. Any suggestions?

Do you have a garage?

I have all of that junk stored in the rafters of ours. I'm hoping to never use them again.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Seeing a picture of Elizabeth Hurley, in a swimsuit, holding a hose, wish it was my hose!!

I'd bloody love to let her hold my hose.


And my cock.

[DasNutNock]

No garage I have just put in some brackets to store the ladder on the shed ceiling, which freed up some more space for shelves. Need more shelves though.

[warp]

Maybe I feared everyone would call me a bellend for suggesting a cravat and top hat

like we don't do that on a regular basis regardless... you bellend!