Little things in life that make you smile

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Unhygienic?

[Mega Ron]

That's his cum face

I should know

[hammerdivone]

That's his cum face

I should know

Aren't you normally facing the other way when he makes it?

[Mega Ron]

Er no old man. I like him to come over my face and hair (what there is left of it).

[S-H]

Michael Winslow

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[EastBrisHammer]

Er no old man. I like him to come over my face and hair (what there is left of it).

What happened to your face? Burnt by acid?

[Monkeybubbles]

The ever fragrant Mrs Monkeybubbles has gone away on a "walking weekend" with a "friend". Or something like that, wasn't really listening.

Fish and chips, couple of beers, Brighton v Manure on telly, music on loud. And I already have, twice, before you say the obvious.

[Mega Ron]

So has she.

And she is very fragrant.

[Samba]

The ever fragrant Mrs Monkeybubbles has gone away on a "walking weekend" with Mega Ron.

[delbert]

:lol:

[Monkeybubbles]

Thanks Ron. Where do I send the cheque?

[DasNutNock]

The “all the gear, no idea” brigade cyclists on the road yesterday, particularly the ones on extremely expensive carbon racers I overtook on my entry-level specialized.

I was also yelled at by some bloke in a Citroen Picasso for some perceived infringement or another, such as riding carefully and considerately in accordance with the Highway Code. When I caught up with him at the lights and enquired whether or not he wished to further discuss his point, he refused eye contact, wound up the window and locked his door.

I do wonder why so many people give it the big un when they’re driving when they’d clearly never consider doing it in any other situation.

[Monkeybubbles]

I do wonder why so many people give it the big un when they’re driving when they’d clearly never consider doing it in any other situation.

There's always a big queue to get off the campus when I finish work. A couple of weeks ago, a feller cut into the queue from the left hand filter lane. UNJUST!

I'm a mild mannered man usually, but I really got the hump. As we were both stuck in the queue, I jumped out in the pouring rain and hammered on his window.

"Would you ****ing do that in the ****ing queue in ****ing Sainsburys, you ****?"

He looked at me and smiled nicely and said "no, sorry". And then I felt really stupid. And wet.

[Monkeybubbles]

Actually, having read it back, I think that story pretty much sums up my entire life.

[delbert]

^^ =

[S-H]

Sipping a homemade mojito in the sun, before I start the bbq, all of this after a West Ham win yesterday.

[DasNutNock]

Garden, BBQ, sunshine, family, cider & music (currently Tone Loc).

[Samba]

Actually, having read it back, I think that story pretty much sums up my entire life.

Plenty of the rest of us too, mate!

[sendô]

Garden, BBQ, sunshine, family & cider.

[Skandi Brudson]

Knowing that I’ve kicked the habit of reading the Transfers thread.

Same names trotted out every window as if Sullivan will spend any money.

The delusion on there is unreal.