Little things in life that make you smile
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- claretandblue82
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Cats. I love watching them jump about and balancing on things in the garden. They're like furry little ninjas!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
A new level of stupid
from the Basingstoke Gazette
The court heard how Fox unwittingly handed himself in on May 15, when he walked into Basingstoke Police station to complain about the driving of a police officer.
The prosecutor said that Fox had followed a marked police car into the station and went to the front desk to raise his concerns about an officer’s driving.
However, the sergeant could smell alcohol on his breath and carried out a test as he had admitted that he had been driving.
The court heard that a test revealed he was over the drink drive limit and he was arrested and charged.
:lol:
from the Basingstoke Gazette
The court heard how Fox unwittingly handed himself in on May 15, when he walked into Basingstoke Police station to complain about the driving of a police officer.
The prosecutor said that Fox had followed a marked police car into the station and went to the front desk to raise his concerns about an officer’s driving.
However, the sergeant could smell alcohol on his breath and carried out a test as he had admitted that he had been driving.
The court heard that a test revealed he was over the drink drive limit and he was arrested and charged.
:lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
^^^
I had a horrible feeling that this was going to turn out to be my cousin
I had a horrible feeling that this was going to turn out to be my cousin
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Went for a long walk along the sea-front in Bournemouth earlier in the sunshine, all the way from Hengistbury Head to Bournemouth Pier.
One of those days you're just pleased to have the time to yourself, inhaling that ozone, soaking in those rays, loving the view over the horizon, etc.
All this relates directly to the 'Tit Monday' thread, of course...
One of those days you're just pleased to have the time to yourself, inhaling that ozone, soaking in those rays, loving the view over the horizon, etc.
All this relates directly to the 'Tit Monday' thread, of course...
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We're in Dubrovnik for a week. Our first lunch, when I got out my wallet to pay the waiter saw the west ham logo, he and his mate launched straight into bubbles.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Getting a perfectly fitting Ben Sherman suit, complete with RAF roundels lining, for £25 from a charity shop.
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Bosh!Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:Getting a perfectly fitting Ben Sherman suit, complete with RAF roundels lining, for £25 from a charity shop.
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Donating my old Ben Sherman suit that I accidentally shat in, to a charity shop.
Hope it goes to a good home.
Hope it goes to a good home.
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Cornwall and Boscastle in paticular. I just had a fantastic weekend down there (and in Devon for a day). Never been and for years a mate of mine who has two holiday cottages has been asking me for years to go down there. It was his 50th this weekend so I finally went. Should have done it years ago. Weather was great, pubs and beer was great and the place was great too. Highly recommend it to anyone.
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Does it look like this?Hampshire Hammer wrote:We're in Dubrovnik for a week. Our first lunch, when I got out my wallet to pay the waiter saw the west ham logo, he and his mate launched straight into bubbles.
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Did you go in the Cobwebb Inn GCRO?Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Cornwall and Boscastle in paticular. I just had a fantastic weekend down there (and in Devon for a day). Never been and for years a mate of mine who has two holiday cottages has been asking me for years to go down there. It was his 50th this weekend so I finally went. Should have done it years ago. Weather was great, pubs and beer was great and the place was great too. Highly recommend it to anyone.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
DasNutNock wrote:Teaching my 7 year old daughter to skateboard.
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". . . he sprayed it with old spice and put it in a cooler . . . "
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Big F**king Brother.
It's on again and the step-daughter is watching it. The conversation went like this:
Me: "Big Brother? Oh for f***'s sake, not this b*llocks again"
Her: "We have to put up with your ****, so shut up".
Me (laughing): "What **** is that then?"
Her: You know, all that **** that you watch
Me: (still laughing) What ****?
Her: You know!
Me: I don't, what ****?
Her YOU KNOW! ALL THAT ****
Me What ****?
Her SHUT UP!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH IT!!
Me: I can see why there is a positive case for euthanasia when I watch this ****
Her SHUT UP!! Muuuuummm!!! Tell him!!!
Mum: What **** does he watch ?
Her: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!
Me (pissing myself laughing): What **** do I watch then?
Self combustion ensues ...
It's on again and the step-daughter is watching it. The conversation went like this:
Me: "Big Brother? Oh for f***'s sake, not this b*llocks again"
Her: "We have to put up with your ****, so shut up".
Me (laughing): "What **** is that then?"
Her: You know, all that **** that you watch
Me: (still laughing) What ****?
Her: You know!
Me: I don't, what ****?
Her YOU KNOW! ALL THAT ****
Me What ****?
Her SHUT UP!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH IT!!
Me: I can see why there is a positive case for euthanasia when I watch this ****
Her SHUT UP!! Muuuuummm!!! Tell him!!!
Mum: What **** does he watch ?
Her: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!
Me (pissing myself laughing): What **** do I watch then?
Self combustion ensues ...