Little things in life that make you smile

[mushy]

Being offered a contract in Bern for £85 an hour. Not ideal timing sadly, but f*ck me, that’s some decent scratch.

Do you need someone to carry your bags?

[warp]

Being offered a contract in Bern for £85 an hour. Not ideal timing sadly, but f*ck me, that’s some decent scratch.

send them my number!

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Being offered a contract in Bern for £85 an hour. Not ideal timing sadly, but f*ck me, that’s some decent scratch.

With that sort of money Dan, you can make the next step to keeping up with the Weybridge massive!

[DasNutNock]

F*ck the Weybridge massive.

Anyone with current experience of Citrix products, PM me. And I don’t mean you have to ****ing use that ****ing piece of **** at work - legit architecture & Ops experience.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Hamster climbs tiny ladder to freedom

[davids cross]

"He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside"

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[S-H]

^^^ Bloody love dogs!!

[Samba]

An old story now. Reminded me on a Q.I repeat.
Koko was a gorilla who died aged 46 in June of this year.
She had been 'taught' a kind of sign language by a trainer.
During her life she had been very fond of cats & ended up having a kitten, as a pet.
Once, when Koko had ripped a steel sink off a wall, she was 'asked' what had happened.
She pointed at the kitten & 'signed', 'The cat did it'.
I love that story.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Some of the comments from the BBC site after Wales got beaten by Albania last night ...

(1) Sooo embarrassing! And against one of the worst teams in the world! How did Albania only get one goal??

(2) It’s not that embarrassing, Albania can only beat what’s in front of them

(3) A small and impoverished nation who speak a language that is too difficult for most to understand and that few could place on a map, beaten by Albania.

(4) I’m surprised Giggs actually bothered to turn up for the game, he certainly wouldn’t have when he was a player.

[S-H]

(3) A small and impoverished nation who speak a language that is too difficult for most to understand and that few could place on a map, beaten by Albania.

[FreeWheeling]

F*ck the Weybridge massive.

Anyone with current experience of Citrix products, PM me. And I don’t mean you have to ****ing use that ****ing piece of **** at work - legit architecture & Ops experience.

:lol: its not a good option to use that crap

[DasNutNock]

Why is it crap?

[Clacton-ammer]

"He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside"

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Brilliant!

[Monkeybubbles]

The ever fragrant Mrs Monkeybubbles works for this very nice multi millionaire feller, and we're house sitting for a couple of days in his minimalist Grand Designs-esque glass and polished concrete megalith with beautiful views over the South Downs. Best free holiday ever.

It's really echoey though, all hard surfaces. Mrs MB was working in the garden, so I rolled over in bed this morning and let one rip, it sounded like a cannon going off as it reverberated around the house. Then another, and then a long low pitched bubbly stutterer.

Then I clapped. Sounded great. I shouted and clapped. I started singing, don't know why but I went with The Sweet, "Little Willy Willy won't...fark orrf!". Bit louder "fark off!". "FARK OFF!". "FARK OFF!".

How was I to know that the cleaner had let herself in?

[sendô]

[S-H]

^^^^

[Clacton-ammer]

Bravo Monkeynuts :lol:

[FreeWheeling]

Why is it crap?

I had to work on Citrix for a while with a single sign on process, drove me ****ing nuts , hated working on it

[DasNutNock]

I had to work on Citrix for a while with a single sign on process, drove me ****ing nuts , hated working on it

Fair enough, stuff like 2FA and SSO is annoying to implement smoothly.

[Monkeybubbles]