Little things in life that make you smile
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Mike Skinner looking like he might well be releasing new material.
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Tinder date?djclipz wrote:^ talking of dates. I was in the pub last week watching the footy and enjoying a burger then, i'm assuming, a first date walked in and sat behind me. The first thing I overheard:
Him - "I can't believe you don't like football"
Her - "Yeah I hate it, haha"
Him - "Well you sit there then and I will sit here so I can watch the football"
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Mohammed Anas in huge interview cock up, from the BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa- ... ow_twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;A footballer whose post-match interview went viral after he thanked his wife and girlfriend has denied being unfaithful.
Ghanaian Mohammed Anas, of South Africa's Free State Stars, told the BBC he was referring to his daughter.
"My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend," he said.
Anas said he was not worried about his wife's reaction.
He said he was surprised how many people had watched the video.
"I'm famous now - people around the world know me," the footballer said.
He added he has been with his wife, who is South African, for seven years.
"I love her so much. She's given me two beautiful children. She is fine. She knows what kind of man I am so I am not worried," he said.
Anas made the slip of the tongue after being interviewed about his man-of-the-match performance in his team's 2-2 draw with Ajax Cape Town last Friday.
In the interview, the footballer says: "Thank you very much for giving me this. And I appreciate my fans, also my wife and my girlfriend..."
He hurriedly corrected himself: "I mean my wife, sorry to say. I'm sorry, my wife."
The video has been viewed more than 250,000 times on video sharing platform YouTube, as well as other social media networks.
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I'm not sure that an "explanation" that implies he's dating his daughter is any kind of improvement
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djclipz wrote:^ talking of dates. I was in the pub last week watching the footy and enjoying a burger then, i'm assuming, a first date walked in and sat behind me. The first thing I overheard:
Him - "I can't believe you don't like football"
Her - "Yeah I hate it, haha"
Him - "Well you sit there then and I will sit here so I can watch the football"
Oh yes must've been, he then proceeded to tell her about talking to another girl for a few weeks but she wasn't on the same page so he couldn't be arsed to meet up with her. I wish I could have concentrated more on the football, but this became more entertaining.LincolnshireHammer wrote: Tinder date?
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Let me guess, you were watching West Ham at the time!djclipz wrote:I wish I could have concentrated more on the football, but this became more entertaining.
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a kid about 2 years old falling flat on his face, and his brother aged about 3 taking the piss :lol:
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Warp - that reminds me of being in a pub garden once with two little kids running in and out. One of them opens a couple of those little portions of butter, holds it in his open hand and hides behind the door. He calls his bro, who then runs through the doorway slap bang into a face full of butter. Genius slapstick comedy from one so young!!
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This "cash me ousside, how bow dah" business made me chuckle when I finally saw a clip of the girl saying it. What a little shitbag!
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We can dream... it was European football. I wished i was in the pub for the first half on Saturday though!LincolnshireHammer wrote:
Let me guess, you were watching West Ham at the time!
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pablo jaye wrote:Warp - that reminds me of being in a pub garden once with two little kids running in and out. One of them opens a couple of those little portions of butter, holds it in his open hand and hides behind the door. He calls his bro, who then runs through the doorway slap bang into a face full of butter. Genius slapstick comedy from one so young!!
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my liitle lads do this sort of thing all the time. I crack up. Missus seems to take a dim view of both my and the upright lads laughter. Doesn't stop us thowarp wrote:a kid about 2 years old falling flat on his face, and his brother aged about 3 taking the piss :lol:
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Did it throw itself out of the window?westham,eggyandchips wrote:Not having any access to a TV on Comic Relief night
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Little things in life
Sat in the garden on a cracking clear evening with a bottle of ale and a cigar
Sat in the garden on a cracking clear evening with a bottle of ale and a cigar
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Eggy mate. You've missed absolutely f**k all.westham,eggyandchips wrote:Not having any access to a TV on Comic Relief night
I've made a donation, but content wise, it's absolutely dire. I think this year, if donations were entertainment driven, they'd most probably ended up with about 30 bob.
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Driving a Routemaster for the first time today. I'm like a kid waiting for Christmas!
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The story of how Cloughie signed Dean Saunders. Genuinely hilarious ...
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