Little things in life that make you smile

[davids cross]

The genius that is Cold War Steve.

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[Clacton-ammer]

Taking the eldest to play football for the first time.

I mean he was crap, but he'll get better.

Happy days that Sendo

Your crap comment, I was always half decent at football, remember my eldest first game, was really looking forward to see how good he was, take after his old man etc, I can be a proud dad on the touchline and say "yep, that's my boy" - he was shockingly bad, if he didn't look like me I would have had a DNA test done...

Then after the game "how did I do Dad?" I wanted to say "f*** me how **** are you!!!" But done the correct dad thing instead. Now he is 27 we joke about it now, fond memories that will stay with you, enjoy.

[S-H]

The genius that is Cold War Steve.

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Brilliant.

[-DL-]

It's been about a fortnight since I last had a shave, and go to do my usual kiss on the cheek when my little 'un heads off to school, and he backs off and says 'get away from me cactus face'

Proper tickled me.

[Clacton-ammer]

Not as much as your little'un

[S-H]

It's been about a fortnight since I last had a shave, and go to do my usual kiss on the cheek when my little 'un heads off to school, and he backs off and says 'get away from me cactus face'

Proper tickled me.

[Shanghai Hammer]

Please let us know if you’re safe, just watching the news and reports that an armed gang has taken control of a five star hotel there Mumbai style

Good point, yes that was terrible. Thanks for the concern. I've worked in Nairobi before but for this trip I took another flight to Tanzania where I'm currently sat. By the lake in the sun so not so bad.

[Clacton-ammer]

The Arnie & Transfer thread - many

[davids cross]

The talent to kill a thread dead .....

When you look down the whole page of threads and you find yourself as the last person to have posted on many of those threads.

Then hoping someone comes along and makes a post so that they become Billy No Friends instead of you.

Thread killer .....

[claretandblue82]

The talent to kill a thread dead .....

When you look down the whole page of threads and you find yourself as the last person to have posted on many of those threads.

Then hoping someone comes along and makes a post so that they become Billy No Friends instead of you.

Thread killer .....

I'm quite good at this! Don't think I'll kill this one off though!

[sendô]

It's been about a fortnight since I last had a shave, and go to do my usual kiss on the cheek when my little 'un heads off to school, and he backs off and says 'get away from me cactus face'

Proper tickled me.

Meh, mine just turn their heads away when I hug them now because of my "scratchy beard".

[Samba]

The talent to kill a thread dead .....
When you look down the whole page of threads and you find yourself as the last person to have posted on many of those threads.
Then hoping someone comes along and makes a post so that they become Billy No Friends instead of you.
Thread killer .....

Still marginally better than starting a thread off & no one (or not many) posting on it... :lol:

[Samba]

It's been about a fortnight since I last had a shave, and go to do my usual kiss on the cheek when my little 'un heads off to school, and he backs off and says 'get away from me cactus face'
Proper tickled me.

Tell him 'Desperate Dan', was modelled on you..
If DD is still online after 'The Dandy' stopped printing.

[sendô]

Sitting in a work meeting, talking about pipe sensors, and a company director talking about "strap ons", with me trying my hardest not to laugh.

Even better was when he looked directly at me (as in fairness I am their manager) and asking me with a straight face if I wanted him to use a strap on or not.

I somehow resisted the urge to say "only if I get a reach around".

[DasNutNock]

Sitting in a work meeting, talking about pipe sensors, and a company director talking about "strap ons", with me trying my hardest not to laugh.

Even better was when he looked directly at me (as in fairness I am their manager) and asking me with a straight face if I wanted him to use a strap on or not.

I somehow resisted the urge to say "only if I get a reach around".

Strap on pipe sensors? You're not german, are you?

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

A leading figure in and expert adviser to the nuclear power industry having the name Sue Ion.

[prophet:marginal]

Her second in command is Mr I Sotope

[Samba]

And they just LOVE fission chips...

[Sauce!]

A leading figure in and expert adviser to the nuclear power industry having the name Sue Ion.

Fast breeder?

[westham,eggyandchips]

The Arnie & Transfer thread - many

I think they call it 2-for-1