Little things in life that make you smile

[Monkeybubbles]

I was thinking more of "Dan's spunk". Which is not a sentence I've used before.

[DasNutNock]

I was thinking more of "Dan's spunk". Which is not a sentence I've used before.

We both know that's a lie.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Short-skirt wearing crumpet in this office. F*cking sea of it, and no mistake.

Same where I'm working today. I bloody love the summer!

[FreeWheeling]

****ed off work early to lay in the pool for an hour with a couple if beers

[sendô]

The McDonald's on Oxford Street might as well be a front for a modelling agency, such is the standard of skirt in there.

[DasNutNock]

The McDonald's on Oxford Street might as well be a front for a modelling agency, such is the standard of skirt in there.

Standards won’t be for long if they’re eating in that shitbox.

[pablo jaye]

Short-skirt wearing crumpet in this office. F*cking sea of it, and no mistake.

I nearly crashed the car on the way home after seeing this rather attractive lady walk past, I had to do a u-turn and go past her again, a shortish t-shirt and bra-free funbags .... brought a smile to my face!!

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

The world is officially ****ing bonkers ...

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[S-H]

The world is officially ****ing bonkers ...

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Ms Cockburn added the woman suffered from thrush following the lovemaking sessions with Delacruz.

[Mega Ron]

That's properly cheered me up this morning

[ageing hammer]

His mate must have had in in for him.

[-DL-]

House opposite had just has some scaffolding put up. Down by the side of the house is a narrow alleyway that the scaffold lorry went up.

So, up the scaffold went, round the front, side and rear of the house.

I'm sitting in my dining room and can hear shouting and a fair amount of swearing. After the scaffold went up, there wasn't enough room down the side for the lorry to get out again.

Down came the scaffolding :lol:

[ageing hammer]

House opposite had just has some scaffolding put up. Down by the side of the house is a narrow alleyway that the scaffold lorry went up.

So, up the scaffold went, round the front, side and rear of the house.

I'm sitting in my dining room and can hear shouting and a fair amount of swearing. After the scaffold went up, there wasn't enough room down the side for the lorry to get out again.

Down came the scaffolding :lol:

Mr Fawlty the Orrelly men are here again

[WestHamByTheSea]

Silly stuff like this keeps me going.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44968509


An already glorious tale (about a less than glorious tail) is further enhanced by scrolling down a bit to the 'You May Also Like' sub-section; even without clicking on the suggestions, the headlines are worth perusing.

[southbrishammer]

Returning home after a night away for work, to be greeted by my 4 year old son in a West Ham tshirt (the old badge with the castle on).

"Dad, I want West Ham pants, West Ham shorts and West Ham slippers".

[westham,eggyandchips]

Standards won’t be for long if they’re eating in that shitbox.

Taking it up the where?!

[DasNutNock]

Having the exact change in my wallet to pay for my lunch, in the smallest number of coins possible, which were also a sequence (5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1).

[Cockneyboy311]

Standards won’t be for long if they’re eating in that shitbox.

Actually just lol'd at that comment. Shitbox

[Monkeybubbles]

Walking home from the local shops today and as I approached a T-junction, a white convertible Merc rolled up. In it sat this white haired geezer, mid sixties, possibly just retired, shades on. In one hand he had an orange flavoured Solero ice lolly and on the car’s sound system the Spice Girls was blaring OUT.

He gave me a nod and a big smile that said “I’ve got a Solero and Wannabe and I don’t givafuk”. I gave him a nod back and a thumbs-up and with that, he roared off down the road.

I thought that bloke was LIVING HIS BEST LIFE and now I have aspirations. Or maybe it was a time-slip vision of near-future me in some self fulfilling loop. Either way, it’s best to enjoy the small things, even if you haven’t got a sports car. All you need is Ginger Spice and an ice lolly.

[Monkeybubbles]

Ooops, double post, numpty.