Fantastic!bigcarpchaser wrote:This always tickles me.
My wife’s family are all Manchester United “supporters” and Grandpa has been on an unsuccessful mission to torture me and my youngest however this was priceless
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Then 30 seconds later
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Little things in life that make you smile
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
It's snowing in Sunbury
edit: it's snowing heavily in Sunbury.
edit: it's snowing heavily in Sunbury.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Why are you smiling? Just means that 50% of road users turn into total spastics.Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:It's snowing in Sunbury
edit: it's snowing heavily in Sunbury.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
sounds like an improvement!DasNutNock wrote:Why are you smiling? Just means that 50% of road users turn into total spastics.
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Very fair pointwarp wrote:sounds like an improvement!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Just reading that.DasNutNock wrote:
Why are you smiling? Just means that 50% of road users turn into total spastics.
Reminded me of one time I was joking with someone at work. In a London based Uni., was taking the pi** out of them being somewhat stupid, I actually used the term spastic.. Made 'Joey Deacon' type moves and everything.
Only to realise there were a few 'liberal' types standing behind me. We rapidly walked away and then both burst out laughing.
Edit: one of those times you had to be there.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Top work.bigcarpchaser wrote:This always tickles me.
My wife’s family are all Manchester United “supporters” and Grandpa has been on an unsuccessful mission to torture me and my youngest however this was priceless
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Then 30 seconds later
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
I was just reading a post on here and Bi-Polar was mentioned in it.
Then up comes an advert on the side of the page for keylite pvc windows and a window they are calling Polar with a big Polar bear on screen.
Buy Polar
Then up comes an advert on the side of the page for keylite pvc windows and a window they are calling Polar with a big Polar bear on screen.
Buy Polar
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I'm no fan of the Daily Mail but having some start up (advised by a bunch politicos and backed by media executives) as the arbiter of truth is not something that makes me smile.sendô wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46976834
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
My daughter saying 'hello' clearly for the first time. What made it funnier was that she was using one of those toy microphones.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Is it you she was looking for?chelmsfordhammer91 wrote:My daughter saying 'hello' clearly for the first time. What made it funnier was that she was using one of those toy microphones.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Bet you were dancing on the ceiling after thatchelmsfordhammer91 wrote:My daughter saying 'hello' clearly for the first time. What made it funnier was that she was using one of those toy microphones.
Dammit..am morphing into MB
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Yes, but it's funny seeing them get their knickers in a twist over someone fairly innocuous calling them out for their lies.SxHammer wrote: I'm no fan of the Daily Mail but having some start up (advised by a bunch politicos and backed by media executives) as the arbiter of truth is not something that makes me smile.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
SxHammer wrote:I'm no fan of the Daily Mail but having some start up (advised by a bunch politicos and backed by media executives) as the arbiter of truth is not something that makes me smile.
'Bang to rights', I'd call it..sendô wrote:Yes, but it's funny seeing them get their knickers in a twist over someone fairly innocuous calling them out for their lies.
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I'd agree except that Microsoft have started shipping their browser with NewsGuard installed by default.sendô wrote: Yes, but it's funny seeing them get their knickers in a twist over someone fairly innocuous calling them out for their lies.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Driving in a bus lane yesterday, when you're allowed to, saw a bus ahead of me coming up to a stop, so indicate to move right, into the next lane to overtake the bus. Matey boy in a big-arse car who could easily let me in, in front of him, but chooses not to. The bus quickly moves off & then changes lanes, in front of said c**t, to turn right at the next set of lights, so matey boy now wants to move to the left lane, in front of me.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind..deep joy & instant karma in action..
Oh dear, how sad, never mind..deep joy & instant karma in action..
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Any ideas as to how NewsGuard will make money from this add-on?SxHammer wrote: I'd agree except that Microsoft have started shipping their browser with NewsGuard installed by default.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
The days are just beginning to get noticeably longer.
Yes I know they are always 24 hours long, but you know what I mean....
Yes I know they are always 24 hours long, but you know what I mean....