Little things in life that make you smile

[kayahammer]

I live in a downstairs flat and share a garden with my upstairs neighbours. They constantly leave the gate open even though they know we have a toddler and a dog.

Twice in the last 24 hours I've taken a spider out of the bath, put it down next to their door and it's crawled underneath and into their flat.

You weren't lurking about near my house yesterday were you? I had a whopper run across the floor during the second half.

[Cockneyboy311]

The GD board. What a difference a win makes :lol:

[sendô]

Katie Hopkins entering voluntary insolvency to avoid bankruptcy.

Especially after this tweet she sent previously surfaced:



:lol:

[ageing hammer]

This bookmakers is around the corner from my house, watch the old fellah give the thugs a good hiding

That old man is 86 in a few weeks time.

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[Samba]

You weren't lurking about near my house yesterday were you? I had a whopper run across the floor during the second half.

Had one in the kitchen last week. Size of a tarantula..

[Samba]

This bookmakers is around the corner from my house, watch the old fellah give the thugs a good hiding

Admit it ageing, that was your good self kicking that one up the arse!

[ageing hammer]

^^^^^

Nah I'm left footed mate

Another angle here

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[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

This bookmakers is around the corner from my house, watch the old fellah give the thugs a good hiding

That old man is 86 in a few weeks time.

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Never mess with a Mick who's got money on a horse. My old man was the same. Nightmare when the racing was on.

[DasNutNock]

Alistair Campbell’s article in the Telegraph today about mental health issues affecting politicians. The comments section is, understandably, raising a few questions about Dr. David Kelly’s mental health.

[the celestial insect]

It's people!

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[warp]

^

can't wait for soylent!

YAY!!!

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Steve McManaman virtually hyperventilating because the ref ruled Salah's out. I wouldn't saying he was getting high pitched, but I think every dog in a mile radius of Anfield has started barking!

[Bamber Gascoigne]

Cats that look like Hitler......

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/c ... eigbest.pl

[Clacton-ammer]

Steve McManaman virtually hyperventilating because the ref ruled Salah's out. I wouldn't saying he was getting high pitched, but I think every dog in a mile radius of Anfield has started barking!

I would have put this in the irritation thread, he done my nut in last night, had to turn the commentary down. Was a cracking game though.

[sendô]

Steve McManaman virtually hyperventilating because the ref ruled Salah's out. I wouldn't saying he was getting high pitched, but I think every dog in a mile radius of Anfield has started barking!

I caught that, it was ****ing hilarious. He was banging on and on about how long the ref took. "Look there he is, the balls in, he's not given anything, he's not given anything, now he's given a foul, what's he given that for?"

I was cracking up. Sane clearly followed through and crunched the keeper full on in the b*llocks. It was a clear foul and the ref did well to give himself time to make the decision and not be influenced by the crowd - who of course booed the keeper every time he touched the ball for having the temerity to take a foot full of studs straight in his wedding tackle.

McManaman, Arne-Riise and Owen in the studio, BT Sport were not even remotely ashamed about their clear bias.

Christ I detest that club.

[Tenbury]

Cats that look like Hitler......

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/c ... eigbest.pl

That site has seen me through some dark times. I'm the proud wearer of a 'Furred Reich' T - shirt.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Steve McManaman virtually hyperventilating because the ref ruled Salah's out. I wouldn't saying he was getting high pitched, but I think every dog in a mile radius of Anfield has started barking!

I would have put this in the irritation thread, he done my nut in last night, had to turn the commentary down. Was a cracking game though.

That's the thing Clackers; it didn't irritate me, it made me chuckle. It was the fact that Stevie boys red tinted specs went straight on the minute his beloved Scousers had a (correct) decision go against them and as the accent got broader, it got more high pitched!

To be honest, as good a game it was, I got more irritated when they got a last minute winner.

[djclipz]

Whoever made Pellegrini's cake got the badge right.

https://twitter.com/Ing_Pellegrini/stat ... 5987252226

[-DL-]

So I've started seeing a new lady, and as you do, on a few occasions we've shared intimate pictures of each other for our respective **** banks.

Anyway, she's round her grandparents house with her mother, bored shitless and is sitting in the garden having a fag browsing them, when the pop up has come up on her phone to cast to device, the device being the grandparent telly. In her panic, instead of tapping deny, she's tapped allow and her mum and grandparents were treated to a slide show of my bits as well as their daughter/grand daughter's bits.

Since I got the message saying what has happened, I've not stopped giggling...

[S-H]