Little things in life that make you smile

[Monkeybubbles]

Ahhhh, Tahiti. I thought it said Hastings. Made more sense then.

[DasNutNock]

Discovering there's a user here called Jenny Taylor.

And she just sent me an email.

[warp]

Nails, fag ends, used coke cans, plastic bags... she ain't fussy.

she even allows you to pork her!

[S-H]

she even allows you to pork her!

Not true.

My nails were too rusty.

:cry:

[WHU_Del]

There is a campaign to get Green Day's 'American Idiot' to number one in the charts on the day Donald Trump visits. There is, of course, a slogan 'Make American Idiot Great Again, which translates into the hashtag.....#MAIGA

[Monkeybubbles]

There's a girl that works in an office in the same building as ours. Early 20s, think she's a Spanish or South American intern with a mob that are into pharma science, very innocent and geeky in a Sheldon Cooper-esque way.

Thing is, she's built like the most preposterous sex cartoon. Stupidly huge chads, stupidly tiny waist, stupidly stupidly long legs, to the point that she just looks properly weird. I almost dropped my bacon sandwich.....I mean, I so totally would, of course, but I think I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

[DasNutNock]

FFS. Photos if you're going to make posts like that.

[warp]

FFS. Photos if you're going to make posts like that.

too right!


anyway Monkey, they hiring? i do have some knowledge on painkillers...

[Samba]

Quite a while ago & I'm not sure what it was for, Richard Branson was on the roof of the old BBC tv centre.
The idea was that he was wearing a harness & would be lifted up by a crane & slowly lowered to the ground.
All seemed well until the crane started lifting; the lifting being done by a strap or straps directly underneath his bowlocks.
The anguished look on his face was a perfect mixture of severe pain, panic & anger as he tried to unsuccessfully, take his own bodyweight off of his balls. He was not at all happy, afterwards.
Ended up like Frankenstein - you know, his nuts were in his neck...

[S-H]

This picture from the GD

[matthewbd]

My cousin (more of a little brother to me) launching his first clothing website business. Immensely proud of him!

Hard work starts now though!

[S-H]

My cousin (more of a little brother to me) launching his first clothing website business. Immensely proud of him!

Hard work starts now though!

Nice one

Does he stock this in a large?

[southbrishammer]

Marmalade. I can't get enough of it. I'm currently on a jar of Cooper's Vintage 'Oxford', which when spread on decent seeded batch toast is the perfect midweek breakfast.

[matthewbd]

Nice one

Does he stock this in a large?

Afraid not mate. Only up to a medium. Sorry!

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

The best troll account on Twitter bar none ..

https://twitter.com/TonySmith55" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol:

[S-H]

The best troll account on Twitter bar none ..

https://twitter.com/TonySmith55" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol:

The amount of people that fall for it.

[Clacton-ammer]

That Twitter account is :lol:

Oh, and 3 day weekend, got to love a bank holiday.

[S-H]

That Twitter account is :lol:

Oh, and 3 day weekend, got to love a bank holiday.

Dare I say, the forecast looks very good indeed..

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

There's going to be a LOT of young fanny on the beach this weekend.

Perfect for a murky Southend water disguised ****.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

There's going to be a LOT of young fanny on the beach this weekend.

Perfect for a murky Southend water disguised ****.

:shock: