Little things in life that make you smile

[chelmsfordhammer91]

Went to Miller and Carter on Saturday meeting this girl for the first time, she had a 12oz sirloin cooked rare. Keeper

Did she say the salad bowl well before the steak arrived, that was the sign for mine!.

[HalfTimePie]

She didn't bother with the salad but she had a starter, main and dessert. Finished the lot and is in great shape so thumbs up all round

[jastons]

A Crystal Palace fan tweeting this....

For me, anything under £70m is simply too little to even come close to adequately replace Zaha.

I don't think any observer from outside the Palace bubble can fully understand how important he is to our game. h

[Dover KUMB fan]

P1$$ed up seagulls in Dover because of eating flying ants. I nearly had 2 fly into my car over the weekend.
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[I am Lawro]

A mate of mine has had a tough time of it recently, but he's just been offered a job that he really wanted. He's a lovely bloke who's had a lot of crap thrown at him in the last year or so and I'm chuffed for him.

[Joyeux Marteau]

Sitting in my garden with my cats listening to some sweet Motown from a neighbour!

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Boater manages to accidentally drain canal

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A boater accidentally drained a stretch of the Kennet and Avon Canal after leaving all the lock gates open.

A section of the waterway was left with hardly any water on Tuesday near the Barge Inn in Seend, Wiltshire.

A spokesperson for the Canal and River Trust confirmed what happened was not malicious but that the boater was "rushing and left the paddles up".

The lock paddles "work like a plug on a bath in allowing water in and out of the locks," he explained.

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[Moxy]

A mate of mine has had a tough time of it recently, but he's just been offered a job that he really wanted. He's a lovely bloke who's had a lot of crap thrown at him in the last year or so and I'm chuffed for him.

Good for him! Sure having a pal like yourself helped him through the bad times.

[-DL-]

Having 12 days off from tomorrow. Two weeks back on, then another fortnight off.

Sweet.

[Burningaham]

Happy birthday to me!
Made it to 50 and quite surprised to do so.

I’m off fishing till Saturday.

[Moxy]

Happy birthday to me!
Made it to 50 and quite surprised to do so.

I’m off fishing till Saturday.

Happy Birthday!

[ageing hammer]

Happy birthday to me!
Made it to 50 and quite surprised to do so.

I’m off fishing till Saturday.

Many happy returns Burningham

[DasNutNock]

Happy birthday to me!
Made it to 50 and quite surprised to do so.

I’m off to listen to cricket on the radio, drink tea, and snooze by the river till Saturday.

Many Happy Returns, boss!

[-DL-]

Getting myself a new job which will involve going to cities in Europe I've never been to, always wanted to go to, and being paid for the privilege, as well as working with PL and League football clubs, and corporate.

A new beginning awaits!

[Joyeux Marteau]

Getting myself a new job which will involve going to cities in Europe I've never been to, always wanted to go to, and being paid for the privilege, as well as working with PL and League football clubs, and corporate.

A new beginning awaits!

Nice one DL all the best with it!

[pablo jaye]

Happy birthday to me!
Made it to 50 and quite surprised to do so.

I’m off fishing till Saturday.

Congrats and welcome to the club!

[Mega Ron]

Getting myself a new job which will involve going to cities in Europe I've never been to, always wanted to go to, and being paid for the privilege, as well as working with PL and League football clubs, and corporate.

A new beginning awaits!

Word up bruv.

That sounds ****ing ace. Well done to you.

You should be proud of yourself.

[Monkeybubbles]

Getting myself a new job which will involve going to cities in Europe I've never been to, always wanted to go to, and being paid for the privilege, as well as working with PL and League football clubs, and corporate.

A new beginning awaits!

Nicely played, sir.

[-DL-]

What I failed to mention is it took me 7 minutes from my driveway to the depot where I will be based and had my interview. Around 2.5k a year on fuel saved plus 18k miles less on the car each year.

[sendô]

Getting myself a new job which will involve going to cities in Europe I've never been to, always wanted to go to, and being paid for the privilege, as well as working with PL and League football clubs, and corporate.

A new beginning awaits!

Are you actually our new DoF?