Little things in life that make you smile

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DasNutNock wrote:UG is baaaaack baby! Been far too long

^^^^^^^^^^^

This welcome back UG :)


I just wondering though......... Ottsands and UG appear in the same couple of days...hmmmmmm :D
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ageing hammer wrote:Ottsands and UG appear in the same couple of days...hmmmmmm :D
Kronic & Di Greekio are trying to remember their passwords as we type...
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^^^^^

What about Philosophical Dan and Kendo Nagaski?
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Cockneyboy311 wrote:^^^^^

What about Philosophical Dan and Kendo Nagaski?
Those c*nts? Who cares?
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The fact there's a team in Spain called Rapido Boozers. I think I've found my new second team.
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The mirror in the changing room in work that makes me look rather slim......
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delbert wrote:The mirror in the changing room in work that makes me look rather slim......
You sure you don't work in a Hall of Mirrors...
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I didn't laugh but the rest of my lot bloody did, a lot.

My missus who is not into football at all says to me " Harry Redknapp won I'm a celebrity last night, is he still West Ham's manager"

To which I replied " no he isn't "

Then she says " that's a pity, 'cos you would finally have won something "

ffs :oops:
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I'm going to hell anyway, so I've permitted myself a sly chuckle about this Santa and his outburst in Cambridgeshire.
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:D :thup:
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prophet:marginal wrote:I'm going to hell anyway, so I've permitted myself a sly chuckle about this Santa and his outburst in Cambridgeshire.
BAD Santa..
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Some friends adopted a little boy a couple of years ago, it's not been easy but he finally seems to be settled.
Anyway, the mum rang me, being very formal. 'Oh hello, this is Jane, Oliver's mummy. '
'OK...', I said.
'I'm very sorry to trouble you Santa, but Oliver would like to add something to his list'.
AAH!
So once we'd established that he's been very good, and he does deserve a new water pistol, he went off happy.
Mum came back on the phone, 'THANK YOU! He absolutely insisted that we ring Santa right now, and I was panicking thinking 'who can I ring whose voice he might not recognise?!'.
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WHU_Del wrote:Some friends adopted a little boy a couple of years ago, it's not been easy but he finally seems to be settled.
Anyway, the mum rang me, being very formal. 'Oh hello, this is Jane, Oliver's mummy. '
'OK...', I said.
'I'm very sorry to trouble you Santa, but Oliver would like to add something to his list'.
AAH!
So once we'd established that he's been very good, and he does deserve a new water pistol, he went off happy.
Mum came back on the phone, 'THANK YOU! He absolutely insisted that we ring Santa right now, and I was panicking thinking 'who can I ring whose voice he might not recognise?!'.
What a lovely tale, Del.
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He’s going to put acid in the pistol and head off with his scooter gang to rob some phones.
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DasNutNock wrote:He’s going to put acid in the pistol and head off with his scooter gang to rob some phones.
He's five :D
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DasNutNock wrote:He’s going to put acid in the pistol and head off with his scooter gang to rob some phones.
WHU_Del wrote:He's five :D
Yeah, what's your point?
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Gavin and Stacey.

That and Community have got me through some dark times.
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I suppose this could go on the irritation thread for some people, but hammerman11 posting the same post on every thread in the GD. Every. Single. Day..

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Seeing the club`s advert for the cup match with Brum in the Metro, and the picture of Billy holding up the cup. Also a little bit sad that its nigh on forty years since that day.
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