Little things in life that make you smile

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This! :lol:
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:This! :lol:

Ha! Oxygen Thief.

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^ just cos you don't know him!
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Get back from Amsterdam in May and first friday is spurs at home :thup:
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Thursday evening BBQ (wings & burgers). Magic.
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DasNutNock wrote:Thursday evening BBQ (wings & burgers). Magic.
Perfect evening for it
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WoodfordJnr wrote:Perfect evening for it
Agreed, although I suspect it'll chilly up when the sun sets, so probably eaten inside :)
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Losing weight over the past few months, putting on a pair of jeans today that i've not worn for about 4 years and finding a tenner in the back pocket... #win
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Danny Baker at Shepherds Bush tonight. Hilarious for 3 hours. A master raconteur. Smile? Crying with laughter
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Veston Pance wrote:Danny Baker at Shepherds Bush tonight. Hilarious for 3 hours. A master raconteur. Smile? Crying with laughter
There's something about Danny Baker that just makes me want to listen to him and his stories. He's mega intelligent - to the point where you think he's wasted at what he's doing on the radio. I used to listen to him when he was on Radio London on Sunday mornings. Brilliant radio. This always makes me laugh ...

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Danny Baker on Saturday morning is top drawer radio, up there with Test Match Special. A few years back he made the opening of a safe that hadn't been opened for 40 odd years, into one of the most gripping and exciting radio features that I have ever heard. And as for the Sausage Sandwich game ....
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Danny was talking for 3 hours. Utterly hilarious. He could have gone on for several hours more. I have seen many stand up comics but Danny was on a different level. A masterclass in story telling.
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Veston Pance wrote:Danny was talking for 3 hours. Utterly hilarious. He could have gone on for several hours more. I have seen many stand up comics but Danny was on a different level. A masterclass in story telling.
Best username I've seen. Why don't you post more?
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Watching my Romanian neighbours trying to fit a dodgy satellite dish to the side of their house. Sat watching them for hours. :D
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Being given a WHU shirt as an early birthday present with my name and age (50) on from my sister in laws and family.
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The 63 year old Man United fan who works with me that keeps struggling to call Zlatan Ibrahimovic correctly , he keeps saying:

Zaltan Abramovich :D
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From NUMB
DaveWHU1964 wrote: "This is going on Youtube" .....

There should be a law giving an automatic sentence of ten years for anyone uttering that phrase.
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Went to the toilet at work today, I was peeing in a toilet bowl but had shut my tired eyes while enjoying the relief.

Unknown to me my piss was shooting out at 45 degrees completely missing the toilet bowl and going all over the wall of the cubicle and some had landed on the bloke sitting next door on his shoes.

I knew the lack of running water sound was not quite normal but I put it down to my hearing aid batteries had run down.

There was a stoney silence and then a mad scramble from the two of us to get out first.

He was anxious to see who the f*** was pissing all over his shoes and I was trying to scarper.

Usain Ageing made it out of the stalls first and had to wash my hands in a toilet further down the hall.

Lesson learned when making your piss keep your eyes open. :D
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ageing hammer wrote:Went to the toilet at work today, I was peeing in a toilet bowl but had shut my tired eyes while enjoying the relief.

Unknown to me my piss was shooting out at 45 degrees completely missing the toilet bowl and going all over the wall of the cubicle and some had landed on the bloke sitting next door on his shoes.

I knew the lack of running water sound was not quite normal but I put it down to my hearing aid batteries had run down.

There was a stoney silence and then a mad scramble from the two of us to get out first.

He was anxious to see who the **** was pissing all over his shoes and I was trying to scarper.

Usain Ageing made it out of the stalls first and had to wash my hands in a toilet further down the hall.

Lesson learned when making your piss keep your eyes open. :D
YOUR PISS WAS SHOOTING OUT AT 45 DEGREES.

The rest of the story is irrelevant.
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Was going to say it's usually dried spunk that skews the Jap's eye's diffusional behaviour. Someone told me.
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