Little things in life that make you smile

[Hammer1972]

Sometimes my young kids like to respond in rhyme sometimes when you speak to them..."You're very cheeky!" "Well, you're very beaky!" etc...

So my little boy was grouching about something and I said "You're a moaner..."

"You're a boner!"

Had to try not to crease up...!

[davids cross]

This chap who has just been jailed for stalking Sara Cox.

Now, I'm not mocking mental illness here, most know my sympathies in that direction...

It's just, the letter he wrote her (trying to get on her Radio show) probably wasn't going to get a positive response from our Coxy......

"Sara, I'm lonely. I have an extensive criminal record and to top all that I am seriously psychologically disturbed."

[White Goodman]

Snap DC.

I'd forwarded the opening line of his missive to a few female colleagues here this morning asking how they'd react to a slick chat up line such as this.

I'm not sure which part of the sentence makes me laugh most . I'm leaning towards "I have an extensive criminal record" but it's all great to be fair.

Truly silver tongued

[davids cross]

I like his use of the word "seriously"..........he didn't have to use it.

But no way was he going to underplay the level of his psychological disturbance to Sara.

[hammerdivone]

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

It hasn't been forgotten

[BonzosBoots]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-jersey- ... d=40145969

The video of this kid being sworn in as a police officer had me in tears.

[sendô]

This chap who has just been jailed for stalking Sara Cox.

Now, I'm not mocking mental illness here, most know my sympathies in that direction...

It's just, the letter he wrote her (trying to get on her Radio show) probably wasn't going to get a positive response from our Coxy......

"Sara, I'm lonely. I have an extensive criminal record and to top all that I am seriously psychologically disturbed."

Yeah I saw that, made me chuckle too.

I think the next line was something like "Im lonely all my mates are dead and so is my brother".

Really enticing her in there.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Rod Hull and Emu attacking Richard Prior

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[Hammer1972]

Rod Hull and Emu attacking Richard Prior

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How have I never seen that!

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

I just found it today. I can honestly say tears were running down my cheeks watching it.

[The Old Man of Storr]

Richard Pryor then climbed on top of Rod Hull's roof and loosened his tv aerial .

[Hammer1972]

I have read both Pryor's autobiography, and a comprehensive biography, but am struggling to recall any references to Rod Hull...

[Dover KUMB fan]

TOMOS

[Cockneyboy311]

Richard Pryor then climbed on top of Rod Hull's roof and loosened his tv aerial .

:lol:

[davids cross]

I've been alive a good few years. I've rarely seen a more heartwarmingly beautiful scene.....

One minute and twelve seconds to melt your heart.

https://twitter.com/_/status/889234932312096768

[ageing hammer]

I've been alive a good few years. I've rarely seen a more heartwarmingly beautiful scene.....

One minute and twelve seconds to melt your heart.

https://twitter.com/_/status/889234932312096768

Lucky ol' Papa bear didn't show up, feeling a bit frisky.

Could have been Panda monium

[Clucking Bell]

Richard Pryor then climbed on top of Rod Hull's roof and loosened his tv aerial .

Thanks ToMoS .... I've now just had to clean half-eaten porridge off of my monitor

[Eggs'n'nuts]

I do hope there's going to be pictures for proof!

[davids cross]

Could have been Panda monium

^^^

This is what those little ones have got to look forward to.....

It's bordering on cruelty to children....