Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Mega Ron on Tue May 08, 2018 5:09 pm

warp wrote:even the houston forecast crew knows your mum...


:D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Cuenca 'ammer on Tue May 08, 2018 5:25 pm

Meanwhile in Ecuador....

https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/e ... alwx_10day" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


The city utility company, ETAPA, reported that the Tomebamba and Yanuncay were running at ten times normal volume on Monday and that, in addition to the flooding danger, some river bank may collapse. “We ask everyone — sightseers, fishermen and clothes washers — to stay away from the rivers until the danger passes,” ETAPA said in a statement.

Yep, people still wash their clothes in the rivers.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Tue May 08, 2018 7:44 pm

warp wrote:even the houston forecast crew knows your mum...


She's responsible for the Scat Storm
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 09, 2018 7:02 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:She's responsible for the Scat Storm


Hang on, that graphic has changed. At least I've got an excuse for my post not making any sense this time.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed May 09, 2018 8:26 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Hang on, that graphic has changed. At least I've got an excuse for my post not making any sense this time.



So it has..

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Wed May 09, 2018 11:11 am

Fat blokes that think a super-precision trimmed beard will help conceal their massive, sweating chin flab.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 09, 2018 3:35 pm

Uh oh. The killer moggies from hell have arrived. Be afraid.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby sendô on Wed May 09, 2018 4:41 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Cats are great pets. Entertaining, easy to look after, and completely aloof.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby badabing on Wed May 09, 2018 5:02 pm

sendô wrote:Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Cats are great pets. Entertaining, easy to look after, and completely aloof.


It’s great fun when they’re kittens, watching them knock seven bells out of each other, then curl up together for a nap, wake up and do it all again!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby prophet:marginal on Wed May 09, 2018 7:14 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Uh oh. The killer moggies from hell have arrived. Be afraid.

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You've bought two?

Ha ha. You are nuts.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 09, 2018 8:56 pm

Something about that photo reminds me of...

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby davids cross on Thu May 10, 2018 5:52 pm

We had our three great neices around today.

They range from 4-12 years.

The eldest one heard my Mrs talking about the Royal Wedding....

and she decides to interrupt with a question......

.."Auntie, when is Prince Harry marrying Stormy Daniels" ?......is it soon ?

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby pablo jaye on Fri May 11, 2018 6:31 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Fat blokes that think a super-precision trimmed beard will help conceal their massive, sweating chin flab.


A fella I work with, has recently split with his missus and is obviously desperate for some action - given the way he has been dropping things into conversations asking what females at work are single, the cringeworthy double entendres he comes out with in chats with women. His latest attempt at making himself look irresistible is a super-precision goatee .... as one of the lasses succinctly put it 'he looks even more like a perv!'
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby pablo jaye on Fri May 11, 2018 6:33 pm

pablo jaye wrote:restraining two huge decks.


Polaroid wrote:Thank your lucky stars it was a pair of decks Pablo


Thank your lucky stars that I didn't write it in a South African accent. :wink:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Fri May 11, 2018 7:32 pm

pablo jaye wrote:A fella I work with, has recently split with his missus and is obviously desperate for some action - given the way he has been dropping things into conversations asking what females at work are single, the cringeworthy double entendres he comes out with in chats with women. His latest attempt at making himself look irresistible is a super-precision goatee .... as one of the lasses succinctly put it 'he looks even more like a perv!'


Eesh. Time to hit the gym, fatso, if you're ever going to get laid again.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Fri May 11, 2018 7:44 pm

Jaffa Cakes.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby southbrishammer on Fri May 11, 2018 11:01 pm

Aldi apple & salted caramel farmhouse yoghurt. Possibly the best yoghurt I have ever tasted.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby delbert on Sat May 12, 2018 9:55 am

sendô wrote:Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Cats are great pets. Entertaining, easy to look after, and completely aloof.


My one ain't, it's a piece of crap........
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat May 12, 2018 9:59 am

southbrishammer wrote:Aldi apple & salted caramel farmhouse yoghurt. Possibly the best yoghurt I have ever tasted.


In a few years time we'll be saying "remember when everything had salted ****ing caramel in it?".
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby prophet:marginal on Sat May 12, 2018 1:00 pm

Salted caramel is the new pulled pork.
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