Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:11 pm

The Old Man of Storr wrote:

This gorgeous Nurse at our local hospital once said to me ' You have great veins ' . :)



Oh, Matron!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:19 pm

Having several enormous sh*ts today. Has left me with Jedi reflexes and the ability to see round corners.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:18 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Having several enormous sh*ts today. Has left me with Jedi reflexes and the ability to see round corners.

And a terrible craving for crisps...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby S-H on Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:52 pm

The thought of having a pint or two down the pub tomorrow.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Clacton-ammer on Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:58 pm

From #bbcfootball - Chris: Bolton could do with at least a striker, a winger, an attacking midfielder, a defensive midfielder, a left-back, a new manager, a new chairman, a new owner and an injection of cash. That's not too much to ask is it? :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby warp on Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:00 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:From #bbcfootball - Chris: Bolton could do with at least a striker, a winger, an attacking midfielder, a defensive midfielder, a left-back, a new manager, a new chairman, a new owner and an injection of cash. That's not too much to ask is it? :D

they forgot to add "relocation" on that list.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:37 pm

Our kittens had their first ever encounter with snow this evening. They totally lost the plot, running and jumping all over the place, in and out the catflap like a Dutch porn star, it was hysterical.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Toulouse_Iron on Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:57 pm

S-H wrote:The thought of having a pint or two down the pub tomorrow.

Me too mate .Dry January will be a dim and distant memory by kick off in the France-Wales egg chasing.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby S-H on Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:41 am

:thup:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby S-H on Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:58 pm

Beer.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby -DL- on Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:03 pm

Having a nasty pain in my side for a few that got me all worried thinking it was related to this goddamn cancer - only to get a 'gloop' happen in my guts, and then emitting an absolute belter of a fart that was loud and long.

The pain has now gone. 8-)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:05 pm

S-H wrote:Beer.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:17 pm

The cute kittens that we got a few months back are growing up to be proper enforcers

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby S-H on Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:37 pm

That's what a diet of Rum and seagulls will do, I guess.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:05 pm

FFS! - I hope you've got a panic room you can get into one day...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby jastons on Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:17 pm

Lionel Messi

https://twitter.com/Messischip/status/1 ... 62370?s=09

How anyone can say Cristiano Ronaldo is better than him is truly beyond me.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby James P on Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:48 pm

I was expecting more than that given the build up.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby S-H on Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:55 pm

James P wrote:I was expecting more than that given the build up.


Doubt that would make his top 100 best goals.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby FreeWheeling on Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:36 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:The cute kittens that we got a few months back are growing up to be proper enforcers

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What sort of ****ed up mutation happened to those two ?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby -DL- on Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:38 pm

^^^^ Monkeybubbles.
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