Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Hummer_I_mean_Hammer on Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:43 pm

Hammers Dad wrote:Feel free, but I suggest you piss first, drink plenty of fluid (preferably water) and then piss and drink as it won't taste so bad as it will be hydrated properly. The darker the piss, the more dehydrated you are, the stronger the flavour it will have.



Ah, explains Guiness then, Irish pish.. :lol:
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Monkey Mike on Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:51 pm

Hammers Dad wrote:Feel free, but I suggest you piss first, drink plenty of fluid (preferably water) and then piss and drink as it won't taste so bad as it will be hydrated properly. The darker the piss, the more dehydrated you are, the stronger the flavour it will have.


What if I wanted to drink your piss?
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby White Goodman on Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:55 pm

Monkey Mike wrote:What if I wanted to drink your piss?


I believe there are ladies in the city that offer this service but you have to pay.
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Clacton-ammer on Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:11 pm

Watersports, a fetish I have never truly understood :think:
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby White Goodman on Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:32 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:Watersports, a fetish I have never truly understood :think:


No me either.

These girls must literally be pissing themselves laughing, charging to make blokes drink their urine.
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Hammers Dad on Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:43 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:Watersports, a fetish I have never truly understood


Surely you've gone down on at least one incontinent granny? :lol:
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Clacton-ammer on Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:54 pm

A gentlemen never dribbles HD :P
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Iron Spine v2.0 on Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:00 pm

The missus spent a worryingly large amount of times mentioning golden showers when we were first courting.

Seeing as I'm not allowed to yop all over her mush I'm guessing I was the one getting wet had I embraced the idea...
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Scratchy on Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:34 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:Watersports, a fetish I have never truly understood :think:


Well obviously. Same for homosexuality or any sexual inclination. They're not making a rational decision, it's an urge that they have no control over. I'm sure people with weird fetishes would have normal desires if they could.
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Hammers Dad on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:13 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:Watersports, a fetish I have never truly understood

Scratchy wrote:Well obviously. Same for homosexuality or any sexual inclination. They're not making a rational decision, it's an urge that they have no control over. I'm sure people with weird fetishes would have normal desires if they could.


You enjoy it though, eh.
Don't be ashamed....it's perfectly normal to have a sexual fetish of some sort :lol:

EDIT: Actually, reading your post again, are you suggesting homosexuality is irrational?
Or just that it is nature rather than nurture?
Not trying to get you into bother, but just trying to figure out what it is you mean!!
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Clacton-ammer on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:17 pm

Scratchy wrote:
Well obviously. Same for homosexuality or any sexual inclination. They're not making a rational decision, it's an urge that they have no control over. I'm sure people with weird fetishes would have normal desires if they could.



Yes and No Scratchy, I can see why people would be interested in nearly all fetishes out there, from rubber, sado maso, to all the other wonderful stuff that some people call weird, just cannot see how people are drawn into water & scat sport, I just struggle to comprehend that fetish, always have and always will, yet I like a gusher....
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Scratchy on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:07 pm

Hammers Dad wrote:Actually, reading your post again, are you suggesting homosexuality is irrational?
Or just that it is nature rather than nurture?
Not trying to get you into bother, but just trying to figure out what it is you mean!!


No. My point about homosexuality was an example of an urge that an individual has no control over. As for it being nature or nurture, I would say it's more nurture. Some kind of event that affected their psychosexual development.
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Hammers Dad on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:39 pm

Hammers Dad wrote:Actually, reading your post again, are you suggesting homosexuality is irrational?
Or just that it is nature rather than nurture?
Not trying to get you into bother, but just trying to figure out what it is you mean!!

Scratchy wrote:No. My point about homosexuality was an example of an urge that an individual has no control over. As for it being nature or nurture, I would say it's more nurture. Some kind of event that affected their psychosexual development.


Righto.....
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby WHU Independent on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:16 pm

What is a Hauser Main - i.e as in Roxy Musics' Virginia Plain??
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby WHU_Del on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:36 pm

WHU Independent wrote:What is a Hauser Main - i.e as in Roxy Musics' Virginia Plain??

Holzer mane. It's a reference to Baby Jane Holzer, one of Andy Warhol's Superstars, who had massive hair:
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The line 'Baby Jane's in Acapulco/We are flying down to Rio' refers to her as well.
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby delbert on Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:01 am

Why do stars twinkle?
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby WHU Independent on Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:54 am

64 et al

Thank you:)
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:12 am

delbert wrote:Why do stars twinkle?


Because people are wondering what they are probably
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Hammers Dad on Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:36 am

delbert wrote:Why do stars twinkle?

They don’t. It’s the light from them that refracts through the atmosphere which makes them appear to twinkle. If viewed from space, they would emit a steady stream of light.
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Re: Idiot Amnesty Pt.II

Postby Scratchy on Thu May 03, 2012 2:18 pm

Found an old incendiary bomb in the South Downs. It's the same model as this http://gallery.nen.gov.uk/asset662296_2801-.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What should I do with it? How dangerous is it?
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