Things you've always wanted to know......

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby vietnammer on Mon May 14, 2018 8:01 am

You'd have to be talking about molecules. You surely can't identify or distinguish water within water any more than a body of air within air.

Having said that...I think there's an 'undersea lake' somewhere round the Caribbean which is distinct because of a heavier saline content
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Mon May 14, 2018 8:55 am

Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby ageing hammer on Mon May 14, 2018 12:33 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?


Cos most of 'em are full of shyte :wink:
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Mon May 14, 2018 12:36 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?


It's because they spend all day saving them for when they get home, so they are just cooking all day.

Dirty bastards
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby DrVenk on Wed May 16, 2018 1:04 pm

Do other guys size themselves up in the gents toilets or changing rooms in a non-sexual way?

I do. It's going quite well.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 16, 2018 1:22 pm

No.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Wed May 16, 2018 1:23 pm

DrVenk wrote:Do other guys size themselves up in the gents toilets or changing rooms in a non-sexual way?

I do. It's going quite well.



:lol:
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby DrVenk on Wed May 16, 2018 2:10 pm

Not even a quick glance MB?

Come on....
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 16, 2018 2:14 pm

I fear the truth.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby DrVenk on Wed May 16, 2018 2:17 pm

:D
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed May 23, 2018 5:43 pm

We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

:D
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 23, 2018 10:12 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

:D


"I did 200 laps of the basement in a personal best time this morning, and let me tell you my recipe for barbecue lamb again, and did I mention that you can get really cheap barbecues in Aldi....".

They'll let him out soon.


Miss you x
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu May 24, 2018 7:15 am

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Thu May 24, 2018 9:31 am

somerset-hammer wrote:We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

:D


He'll be re-enacting that scene from the film Pulp Fiction - you know the one, where they say "bring out the gimp!".
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu May 24, 2018 9:45 am

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Tenbury on Thu May 24, 2018 1:15 pm

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