Things you've always wanted to know......

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djbubbles wrote:In the bible Adam and Eve had 3 sons. Cain, Abel and Seth.

My question is, where did the next generation come from?
I know this.

The family all lived in a small village just outside Norwich. The three boys were all slinging one into Eve when Adam went out, so thats where the next generation came from. :wink:
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djbubbles wrote:In the bible Adam and Eve had 3 sons. Cain, Abel and Seth.

My question is, where did the next generation come from?
Abel shagged a chimp, the dirty ****.
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And that's how Aids was started :D

You see....it was God's will after all !!
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westham,eggyandchips wrote: I know this.

The family all lived in a small village just outside Norwich. The three boys were all slinging one into Eve when Adam went out, so thats where the next generation came from. :wink:
:thup: You are right eggy it all started here:


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westham,eggyandchips wrote:In the bible Adam and Eve had 3 sons. Cain, Abel and Seth.

My question is, where did the next generation come from?
I refer the honourable gentleman to the response on a Deputy Dawg YouTube clip where someone is questioning as unrealistic, the rate of fire from a rifle that ‘ol Dep is firing:

Q. Why are there so many bullets being fired from the riffle?

A. How come a dog can talk, wear clothes and act as a sheriff's deputy? Don't ask silly questions, it's not real, it's made up.
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The original garden of eden was in Norwich of course.

That said, even if she'd had girls too it would still have been incest.
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Burningaham wrote:Tackle Tart.
I'm still using 20+ year old FMJ's and 80's Solar stainless (on the very rare occasions I now fish). I am what Tackle Tarts wished they were. 8-)
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So, mates boy (11) parents are religious to a point, so he believes in the big dawg upstairs, he asked me "so, heaven, will it be full of really boring good people and vets?" - vet was in there I think as a vet saved their cat a month or so back and he kept saying thank you to the vet apparently, but that's me assuming.

Which got me thinking, to our religious members, how do you define/view heaven?
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Clacton-ammer wrote:So, mates boy (11) parents are religious to a point, so he believes in the big dawg upstairs, he asked me "so, heaven, will it be full of really boring good people and vets?" - vet was in there I think as a vet saved their cat a month or so back and he kept saying thank you to the vet apparently, but that's me assuming.

Which got me thinking, to our religious members, how do you define/view heaven?
Watching football in N.17 in a finished stadium...
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be gone you heathen...
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Clacton-ammer wrote:Which got me thinking, to our religious members, how do you define/view heaven?
everyone naked and up for it (not just my mum), drugs alcohol and food everywhere, live bands of dead musicians all the time.
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Dark, eternal nothingness.
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A nice sit down.
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Packed to overflowing with coke and hookers that is all free of charge?
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Clacton-ammer wrote:Which got me thinking, to our religious members, how do you define/view heaven?
woodgreenspur wrote:Watching football in N.17 in a finished stadium...
Bloody Jehovspur Witnesses..
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Why can't we decimalise time? 10 hours in day, 100 minutes in a hour etc? We could extend it to include some elements of the calender, have 10 days in a week so we only have 36 Monday mornings.........
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Burn the heretic! Burn him with fire!
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Why did 'psychic' Sally Morgan get the name of the first person to leave the 'celebrity' big brother house, wrong?
Why did she predict that she would finish 3rd, when she ended up finishing fifth?
Why didn't she know who was going to win?
I realise that they may be rhetorical questions..
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Monkeybubbles wrote:A nice sit down.
....with a cup of tea and biscuits. :thup:
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The phrase 'as sweet as a nut' - what's that about? As far as I know, nuts are oily and taste like polystyrene, but aren't sweet. Am I missing something?
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