Things you've always wanted to know......

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby vietnammer on Mon May 14, 2018 8:01 am

You'd have to be talking about molecules. You surely can't identify or distinguish water within water any more than a body of air within air.

Having said that...I think there's an 'undersea lake' somewhere round the Caribbean which is distinct because of a heavier saline content
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Mon May 14, 2018 8:55 am

Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby ageing hammer on Mon May 14, 2018 12:33 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?


Cos most of 'em are full of shyte :wink:
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Mon May 14, 2018 12:36 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?


It's because they spend all day saving them for when they get home, so they are just cooking all day.

Dirty bastards
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby DrVenk on Wed May 16, 2018 1:04 pm

Do other guys size themselves up in the gents toilets or changing rooms in a non-sexual way?

I do. It's going quite well.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 16, 2018 1:22 pm

No.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Wed May 16, 2018 1:23 pm

DrVenk wrote:Do other guys size themselves up in the gents toilets or changing rooms in a non-sexual way?

I do. It's going quite well.



:lol:
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby DrVenk on Wed May 16, 2018 2:10 pm

Not even a quick glance MB?

Come on....
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 16, 2018 2:14 pm

I fear the truth.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby DrVenk on Wed May 16, 2018 2:17 pm

:D
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed May 23, 2018 5:43 pm

We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed May 23, 2018 10:12 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

:D


"I did 200 laps of the basement in a personal best time this morning, and let me tell you my recipe for barbecue lamb again, and did I mention that you can get really cheap barbecues in Aldi....".

They'll let him out soon.


Miss you x
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu May 24, 2018 7:15 am

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Thu May 24, 2018 9:31 am

somerset-hammer wrote:We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

:D


He'll be re-enacting that scene from the film Pulp Fiction - you know the one, where they say "bring out the gimp!".
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu May 24, 2018 9:45 am

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Tenbury on Thu May 24, 2018 1:15 pm

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby vietnammer on Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:55 pm

Why do 'smart phones' seem to work much better at recieving internet connections than modem devices? Might not apply in the uk but when abroad I've found that putting the card thingy in your phone works fine when the stand-up modem is crap.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby swerley on Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:59 am

I apologize that this is actually football related - but I was reading about Manchester United's 73-74 season when they were relegated, and that led to reading about several pitch invasion issues at matches (such as at Newcastle, and Spurs in Europe) during that year and surrounding years.

My question is...were the fans invading the pitch to protest their team's poor performance, or was the main reason to try and get the game thrown out and have a replay? I am not sure what exactly would go through one's mind (especially if inebriated) that would make you run out in the middle of a match (and in the Newcastle game's instance - actually attack players). And if it was to get the game cancelled, was the tactic of getting the game thrown out a viable one, and why didn't the FA take more decisive action to stop it?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Joyeux Marteau on Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:58 am

Why do onions from Subway smell so much worse than regular onions?

Some delightful so and so left their litter on the bus from Subway and the onions reeked to high heaven!
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby davids cross on Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:03 pm

Joyeux Marteau wrote:Why do onions from Subway smell so much worse than regular onions?
Some delightful so and so left their litter on the bus from Subway and the onions reeked to high heaven!


On a similar note...(if I may)

Why do the farts of others smell so vile..

and yet..

Your own ones have a sort of "horrible yet really nice smell " thang going on..... :D
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