Bilirubin and bile get together and make it brown.delbert wrote:Why is poo brown?
Things you've always wanted to know......
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Sounds like **** to me ...Polaroid wrote:Sounds like a cracking name for a band
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Could work as a buddy cop TV show.Hammers Dad wrote:Bilirubin and bile get together and make it brown.
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delbert wrote:Why is poo brown?
I think we have found a new name for the dildo brothers, brown out as they sayHammers Dad wrote: Bilirubin and bile get together and make it brown.
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If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?
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I think he'd fail at the first hurdle, not being able to get a pair of shorts on .... which in itself leads to the question, if said chap (let's call him Jake for argument's sake) had shorts made for him, would they be called a triple or a trio of shorts?Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?
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No,Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?
He would get sent off for three footed tackles,
Sully wouldn't sign him anyway as he would need to buy two pairs of shin pads, boots and socks
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thought they were handed (footed?), left & right, so what would the third one be?ageing hammer wrote:
Sully wouldn't sign him anyway as he would need to buy two pairs of shin pads, boots and socks
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What the f**k is so special about Stone Island clobber?
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Serious note, he'd be continually kicking himself in the b*llocks.Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?
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Makes you proper hard, and not in the good way........Eggs'n'nuts wrote:What the f**k is so special about Stone Island clobber?
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Some of it's made from wool, which is what sheep wear.Eggs'n'nuts wrote:What the f**k is so special about Stone Island clobber?
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Makes you proper hard, and not in the good way........[/quote]
Well if you're prepared to part with a few hundred quid for a glorified pac-a-mac, that makes you hard alright; hard to figure out............or just stupid!
Well if you're prepared to part with a few hundred quid for a glorified pac-a-mac, that makes you hard alright; hard to figure out............or just stupid!
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Why don't they lower the flood barrier at Barking Creek to keep the water in at low tide on the River Roding? At high tide the river looks a hell of a lot better than it does at low tide, it means that people could use the river more for kayaking etc, plus of course it might help the developers shift the poncy flats they're building.......
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Wouldn’t he have trouble with his tackle?Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?
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How the hell do some people watching games at Wimbledon, manage to sit there for hours in the blazing sun with no hat on?
If I tried doing that, I would die.
If I tried doing that, I would die.
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Watching Serena crush some poor little Bulgarian the other day, I thought " she's cute as a button" ( not Serena).
Where does that phrase come from? What's cute about a button?
Where does that phrase come from? What's cute about a button?
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1970westham,eggyandchips wrote:When did football leave home?