Things you've always wanted to know......

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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Hammers Dad on Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:40 am

delbert wrote:Why is poo brown?

Bilirubin and bile get together and make it brown.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Polaroid on Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:36 am

delbert wrote:Why is poo brown?


Hammers Dad wrote:Bilirubin and bile get together and make it brown.


Sounds like a cracking name for a band :|
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:19 am

Polaroid wrote:Sounds like a cracking name for a band :|


Sounds like **** to me ... 8-)
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Burnley Hammer on Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:38 am

Hammers Dad wrote:Bilirubin and bile get together and make it brown.


Could work as a buddy cop TV show.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:50 pm

delbert wrote:Why is poo brown?
Hammers Dad wrote:Bilirubin and bile get together and make it brown.


I think we have found a new name for the dildo brothers, brown out as they say :D
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:25 am

If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby pablo jaye on Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:26 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?


I think he'd fail at the first hurdle, not being able to get a pair of shorts on .... which in itself leads to the question, if said chap (let's call him Jake for argument's sake) had shorts made for him, would they be called a triple or a trio of shorts?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:01 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?


No,

He would get sent off for three footed tackles,

Sully wouldn't sign him anyway as he would need to buy two pairs of shin pads, boots and socks :wink:
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Hummer_I_mean_Hammer on Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:33 pm

ageing hammer wrote:
Sully wouldn't sign him anyway as he would need to buy two pairs of shin pads, boots and socks :wink:


thought they were handed (footed?), left & right, so what would the third one be?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Eggs'n'nuts on Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:20 pm

What the f**k is so special about Stone Island clobber?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Tenbury on Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:37 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?


Serious note, he'd be continually kicking himself in the b*llocks.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby delbert on Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:25 am

Eggs'n'nuts wrote:What the f**k is so special about Stone Island clobber?


Makes you proper hard, and not in the good way........
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:26 am

Eggs'n'nuts wrote:What the f**k is so special about Stone Island clobber?


Some of it's made from wool, which is what sheep wear.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Eggs'n'nuts on Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:06 pm

Makes you proper hard, and not in the good way........[/quote]

Well if you're prepared to part with a few hundred quid for a glorified pac-a-mac, that makes you hard alright; hard to figure out............or just stupid!
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby delbert on Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:43 pm

Why don't they lower the flood barrier at Barking Creek to keep the water in at low tide on the River Roding? At high tide the river looks a hell of a lot better than it does at low tide, it means that people could use the river more for kayaking etc, plus of course it might help the developers shift the poncy flats they're building.......
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:01 pm

When did football leave home?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Burningaham on Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:17 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:If a bloke had three legs that all worked perfectly well (diddle iddle iddle um), would he be better at football than a bloke with two (diddle iddle iddle um)?


Wouldn’t he have trouble with his tackle?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby Samba on Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:04 am

How the hell do some people watching games at Wimbledon, manage to sit there for hours in the blazing sun with no hat on?
If I tried doing that, I would die.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby badabing on Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:57 pm

Watching Serena crush some poor little Bulgarian the other day, I thought " she's cute as a button" ( not Serena).
Where does that phrase come from? What's cute about a button?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:45 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:When did football leave home?


1970
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