Celebrity Death Race 2017

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Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Dec 30, 2016 11:22 pm

Well, 2016 was quite a year wasn't it? So how about 2017? Name five celebrities who you think may not last until 31 December 2017, and I will try to keep track and award prizes of the lifelong adulation of the rest of The Snug for the following:
- First one
- Most out of five
- Youngest
- Most surprising (judge's choice)

To get it underway, my choices:

Her Majesty The Queen
Donald Trump
Dame Judi Dench
Michael Parkinson
Harry Styles


Disclaimer: This is just a bit of fun, and is in no way intended to imply that any entrant would wish the death of any of their choices. Any contestant found to be involved in the death of any of their choices in any way will be disqualified. Entries, and amendments to entries, will be accepted up to midnight on 3 January 2017; any subsequent entries or amendments will be disregarded.
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby richard99cook on Fri Dec 30, 2016 11:32 pm

David Jason
Kanye West
Prince Phillip
Bruce Forsyth
Ruby Wax
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Czech Hammer on Fri Dec 30, 2016 11:38 pm

Paul Gascoigne
Val Kilmer
Murray Walker
Dickie Bird
Lindsay Lohan
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Hawaiian hammer on Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:39 am

Geoff Boycott
Vera Lynn
Elton John
Donald Trump
Peter Townsend
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby bubbles1966 on Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:01 am

Kirk Douglas
Connie Francis
Olivia De Havilland
Boy George
Fats Domino
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby sendô on Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:10 am

Kirk Douglas
George H W Bush
Liz Windsor HRH
Liz's racist husband Phil
Olivia De Haaviland
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Dec 31, 2016 9:48 am

Hopefully, 2017 will see the reaper targeting the global ****hole population rather than the nice ones. How about a few of the banged up paedophiles, a few more despots and thieving bastards?
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Crouching Peeky on Sat Dec 31, 2016 10:08 am

Gazza
Bruce Forsyth
Harrison Ford
Vera Lynn
Val Kilmer
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby antony on Sat Dec 31, 2016 10:11 am

Prince Philip
Bruce Forsyth
Donald Sutherland
Jimmy Bullard
Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernández Wotsit
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby hemelite on Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:20 pm

The b*stard that keeps singing "go compare"
The Qveen
Harrison Ford
Dame Vera Lynn
Billy Graham (If god wants him to join him)
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby only1post on Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:29 pm

Jimmy Carter
Ian Brady
Macaulay Culkin (youngest)
Eileen Derbyshire
The Undertaker

but no doubt celebrities will want to be on this list, as despite it being a annus horribilis, we were rubbish at this for 2016.
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:59 pm

hemelite wrote:The b*stard that keeps singing "go compare"


I think that's Romford's gig. :D
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby pablo jaye on Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:09 pm

Paul Gasgoine
Prince Phillip
Bruce Forsyth
Jason Statham
Tom Jones
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:28 pm

Phil the Greek
Bruce Forsyth
Sean Connery
Paul Gascoigne
Dennis Skinner
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Clucking Bell on Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:01 am

Paul Gascoigne
Phil The Bubble
Roger Moore
Sean Connery
Michael Caine

Mods ..... this thread needs to stay live for the whole year. It always seems to fall off the coupon after a couple of months and I can never remember who I've picked.
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby AnthraxDave on Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:01 am

My tips for 2017:
Bill Clinton
Ric Flair
Frank Bruno
Axl Rose
Jimmy Carter
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Kitt the car on Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:14 am

Queen
Bruce Forsyth
Ringo Starr
David Jason
<Insert major ex West Ham player such as Bonds/Brooking/Hurst>
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:10 am

Shane McGowan
Bob Dylan
Charlie Watts
Trevor McDonald
Mary Berry

Young wildcard

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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby shammy on Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:41 am

I think we should have an index. using 100 years old, you get more points for how far we are away from that magical figure. So zero points for Kirk Douglas, only 10 for HM Queen and a whopping 47 points for George Michael. Look forward to another year of crocodile tears over strangers.
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2017

Postby Happyhammer52 on Sun Jan 01, 2017 12:24 pm

Gazza
Ricky Hatton
The Queen
Bruce Forsyth
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