Celebrity Death Race 2019

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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Francoisvander or else on Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:30 pm

Appears Jimmy Osmand had a close shave https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46721950
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Happyhammer52 on Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:33 am

Will a 2019 one be set up?
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby sendô on Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:50 pm

Who won 2018?

I had a dead celebrity, George Bush - my first ever I think. I actually cheered when I heard he was dead. That probably makes me a terrorist or something. So how many virgins have I won?
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby claretandblue82 on Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:25 pm

sendô wrote:Who won 2018?

I had a dead celebrity, George Bush - my first ever I think. I actually cheered when I heard he was dead. That probably makes me a terrorist or something. So how many virgins have I won?


You get a hand job off Richard Branson!
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:17 pm

I thought someone famous would have snuffed it today....Aaron Ramsay scored yesterday
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Shy Ted on Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:08 pm

Dover KUMB fan wrote:I thought someone famous would have snuffed it today....Aaron Ramsay scored yesterday


Dean Ford, lead singer of the Scottish group Marmalade, has died at the age of 72.
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Celebrity Death Race 2019

Postby southbrishammer on Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:50 pm

As I started the thread, I shold finish it, so all the 2018 winners are:
Clucking Bell - John McCain
Only1post - Roger Bannister
Lewisham-mer - Stan Lee and Mark E Smith
Hammerted - Dennis Norden and Billy Graham
Monkeybubbles - George Bush sr
Hemel Iron - Jim Bowen
Gormalysis - Stan Lee
Vietnammer - Aretha Franklin
RARS - George Bush sr

I think that's the lot, apologies if I've missed any. Sendo - I've looked back and you picked Bush sr in 2017, but not 2018, sorry.

So joint winners were Lewisham-mer (who was also first out of the blocks with Mark E Smith, who was probably also the youngest, aged 60) and Hammerted.

A warm round of applause to all our winners.

Now, choices for 2019?

I'm going for:
The Queen
Maggie Smith
Clive James
Wilko Johnson
Paul Gascoigne
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2019

Postby sendô on Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:14 pm

southbrishammer wrote:I think that's the lot, apologies if I've missed any. Sendo - I've looked back and you picked Bush sr in 2017, but not 2018, sorry.

Nooooooooooooo.

FFS. I didn't realise that post on page 1 was 2 years ago.

That's it, I don't want to play anymore.
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby S-H on Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:36 pm

Shaun Ryder
Prince Philip
David Attenborough
Michael Douglas
Lorraine Kelly
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby pablo jaye on Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:39 pm

Prince Phillip
Kirk Douglas
Mary Berry
Ant McPartlin
Billy Connolly
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Longneck'd Iron on Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:52 pm

Gordon Banks
Doris Day
Vera Lynn
Dick van Dyke
June Brown
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby sendô on Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:03 pm

Ah **** it.

Jimmy Greaves
Phil The Casual Racist Greek
Bobby Mugabe
Olivia De Haaaaaaviland.
Kirky D.
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby the pink palermo on Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:48 pm

Elton John
Olivia newton John
Barry John
Clint Eastwood
Vivienne westwood
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:33 am

Brian Blessed
David Sullivan
Philip Mountbatten-Windsor
John Daly
Joni Mitchell
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby 'Appy 'Ammer on Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:02 am

Leslie Phillips
Barry humphries
William shatner
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Samba on Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:29 am

sendô wrote:Who won 2018?

I had a dead celebrity, George Bush - my first ever I think. I actually cheered when I heard he was dead. That probably makes me a terrorist or something. So how many virgins have I won?

If you live in Basildon...
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Samba on Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:58 am

F**king 'ell, most of those mentioned for this year, are like 'shooting fish in a barrel'....

Prince Phillip (I actually think that he died some years ago & that they just stretched his skin over an automaton, programmed to not say anything racist*)
Poor Gazza
Donald J
Ant &/or Dec
David Cameron
David Gest

Cuenca 'ammer - but only because he's so old..
Some of those others are more wishes than predictions...no offence..

*Can you still be hung for typing something treasonous?
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Longneck'd Iron on Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:35 am

Samba wrote:F**king 'ell, most of those mentioned for this year, are like 'shooting fish in a barrel'....

Prince Phillip (I actually think that he died some years ago & that they just stretched his skin over an automaton, programmed to not say anything racist*)
Poor Gazza
Donald J
Ant &/or Dec
David Cameron
David Gest

Cuenca 'ammer - but only because he's so old..
Some of those others are more wishes than predictions...no offence..

*Can you still be hung for typing something treasonous?


You win 2016s race :)
David Gest
American producer
Cause of death: Stroke
Date of death: 12 April 2016
Place of death: Canary Riverside Plaza Hotel, London
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Gormalysis on Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:51 am

This year has surely got to be the year for Prince Philip

Prince Philip and HRH
Murray Walker
Gazza
Abu Hamza

Wild card: Mark Wahlberg
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Re: Celebrity Death Race 2018

Postby Samba on Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:52 am

Samba wrote:David Gest

Longneck'd Iron wrote:You win 2016s race
David Gest
American producer
Cause of death: Stroke
Date of death: 12 April 2016
Place of death: Canary Riverside Plaza Hotel, London

:shock: David's dead??? :shock: :wink:
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