One's and Two's

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Re: One's and Two's

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:45 pm

I'm happy in my cowboys boots, safe in the knowledge that I don't know what windows taste like...

He's had an absolute Weston
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Morocco Mole on Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:17 pm

You know what cowboy cock tastes like though don't ya pardner? :D

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Re: One's and Two's

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:24 pm

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:"My daddy said that these Nicks are actually better than Nike..."


Nicks! Might as well have worn a sign round your neck saying "I'm poor, please give me a kicking":

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Re: One's and Two's

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:25 pm

davids cross wrote:Best thread for ages and ages and ages......Image


Has definitely gone in the correct direction - everyone taking the piss. As it should be.
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:45 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Nicks! Might as well have worn a sign round your neck saying "I'm poor, please give me a kicking":

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Is that a raffle ticket on the end of it?
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:25 pm

Mad b*stard in Romford today giving it all the bible b*llocks. Shouting his head off he was. As I walked past him I noticed he was wearing cowboy boots :lol: Thought of Rars instantly.
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby carnage on Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:59 am

Bamber Gascoigne wrote:
Is that a raffle ticket on the end of it?


Is that a Nicks shoe stuck to the raffle ticket?
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Romford on Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:38 pm

The Tods turned up over the weekend...and now i've had to order these

http://www.tkmaxx.com/new-in-womens-acc ... t/13096316
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby mushy on Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:57 pm

For the wife I take it?
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Mega Ron on Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:17 pm

Romford wrote:The Tods turned up over the weekend...and now i've had to order these

http://www.tkmaxx.com/new-in-womens-acc ... t/13096316" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


I'm sure my mother in law has those.
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Romford on Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:20 pm

mushy wrote:For the wife I take it?


Left in the shoe wardrobe for anyone who has to go in there....
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Romford on Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:21 pm

Mega Ron wrote:
I'm sure my mother in law has those.


City Airport have been in touch...apparently some planes nearly landed in Romford Market place when i tried them on.
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Romford on Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:24 pm

What are peoples thoughts on green leather ?

https://www.paulsmith.co.uk/uk-en/shop/ ... 0wodbaIDDQ
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Mega Ron on Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:36 pm

haha.

Are you kitting out a production of Willie Wonka
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby DasNutNock on Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:39 pm

Ideal for smartly-dressed Leprechauns everywhere.
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:44 pm

Romford wrote:What are peoples thoughts on green leather ?

https://www.paulsmith.co.uk/uk-en/shop/ ... 0wodbaIDDQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Romf, are you starring in a pantomime in the near future?
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby carnage on Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:00 pm

Romford wrote:The Tods turned up over the weekend...and now i've had to order these

http://www.tkmaxx.com/new-in-womens-acc ... t/13096316" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



Groupon is worth keeping an eye on for shades.

I got a pair of Tom Ford off there for £80.
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Claretdave on Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:41 pm

Romford wrote:What are peoples thoughts on green leather ?

https://www.paulsmith.co.uk/uk-en/shop/ ... 0wodbaIDDQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


What colour options do you get if you pay the full price?
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Re: One's and Two's

Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:52 pm

Romford wrote:What are peoples thoughts on green leather ?


:shock:

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Re: One's and Two's

Postby RichieRiv on Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:16 pm

Romford wrote:What are peoples thoughts on green leather ?

https://www.paulsmith.co.uk/uk-en/shop/ ... 0wodbaIDDQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Not my cup of cha, but they're not exactly lime green. Reckon someone could play em off.
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