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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:04 pm

Sweeney Bod wrote:The same Perry Groves who begged George Graham to take him off when Julian kept kicking him towards the West Stand hoardings. I doubt it would take more than one finger to knock him out.


Romford wrote:Funnily enough he didn't mention that...

Thought he was a right "geezer" on telly...i remember him being a coward


I remember that game and always chuckle to myself about it. How Dicksy wasn't sent off I don't know but it was hilarious to see the look of terror on Grove's face every time Julian came in for a tackle. Would never get away with it now.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby RichieRiv on Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:19 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
I still would.


She may show you her track marks.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby jevs on Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:27 pm

The bloke who parked 12" from my van door in a totally empty carpark at 6 in the morning......and then laughed after i had to get into my van via the passenger door.
I wound my window down and asked him what his game was. I swear i was so f**king angry that if i could've got out, i probably would've ripped his throat out.
And relax :lol:
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:31 pm

Romford wrote:

Perry Groves has just joined my list....what a slag.


Moaned at me for taking too long in a toilet once :lol:

Came across as a right **** to be honest. Would definitely enjoy chinning him.

Also

The Pet Shop Boys
Erasure
Donald Trump
Anybody from TOWIE or Geordie Shore.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Bend it like Repka on Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:38 pm

After watching his godliness arrogance on the Marr show this morning, I would do so much damage to my knuckles beating Tony Blair, I don't think I'd be able to hit a 2) or 3) that I'd put on a list.

I'll just have to settle for putting anyone associated with Towie, Made in Chelsea and the X factor in a field and dropping Napalm on the whole lot of them. :twisted:
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby pablo jaye on Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:40 pm

jevs wrote:The bloke who parked 12" from my van door in a totally empty carpark at 6 in the morning......and then laughed after i had to get into my van via the passenger door.
I wound my window down and asked him what his game was. I swear i was so f**king angry that if i could've got out, i probably would've ripped his throat out.
And relax :lol:


Sorry Jevs - your parking story always makes me chuckle but I know it probably drove you mad.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:56 pm

jevs wrote:The bloke who parked 12" from my van door in a totally empty carpark at 6 in the morning......and then laughed after i had to get into my van via the passenger door.
I wound my window down and asked him what his game was. I swear i was so f**king angry that if i could've got out, i probably would've ripped his throat out.
And relax


pablo jaye wrote:Sorry Jevs - your parking story always makes me chuckle but I know it probably drove you mad.


Leave him alone, the man just needs some space 8-)
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:03 am

Cockneyboy311 wrote:Perry Groves......
Moaned at me for taking too long in a toilet once :lol:


Because his knees were starting to hurt?
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:05 am

RichieRiv wrote:She may show you her track marks.


That's OK, as long as she didn't show me her skid marks 8-)
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Hammer32 on Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:55 am

AnthraxDave wrote:Sally Nugent off BBC Breakfast.
t.


Not sure she would make my list but she has a real knack of being irratating, turns everything into her perspective.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:52 am

Range Rover drivers. All of you. I'm sure one or two may be decent human beings, but as a collective you are a bunch of *****.

1) Car driver least likely to say thank you. Check.
2) Car driver most likely to park in a disabled/electric car/click and collect bay. Check
3) Car driver most likely to invent a parking space that doesn't even exist, such as an emergency access for 999 services. Check
4) Car driver to use a vehicle that is twice as big as necessary to run your child to school just so you can look important. Check.

Left hooks for the lot of you. Headbanger
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:28 am

Bend it like Repka wrote:Range Rover drivers.


Taxi drivers.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:41 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Taxi drivers.


I packed it in 9 months ago, you can take em all down if you like. :)

Top of the list are Range Rover owners who have the "Sport" versions.

It is not sporty sunshine. It is a glammed up farmers vehicle designed to tow sheep around behind it. Not content with taking your kid to school in a tank, you now want to pretend it has Ferrari handing as well.

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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby White Goodman on Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:55 am

Bend it like Repka wrote:
It is not sporty sunshine. It is a glammed up farmers vehicle designed to tow sheep around behind it. Not content with taking your kid to school in a tank, you now want to pretend it has Ferrari handing as well.

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The one that Special Vehicle Operations did was quite sporty to be fair.

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/land-rover ... lap-record
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:05 am

Set the lap record for a production SUV......

So it beat all the other farmers vehicles, whoop whoop.

Just because you have the fastest combine harvester doesn't make you Lewis Hamilton.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby White Goodman on Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:13 am

Bend it like Repka wrote:Set the lap record for a production SUV......

So it beat all the other farmers vehicles, whoop whoop.
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Yes but that time puts it within a minute of a Porsche 911 GT2 RS :-)

Not bad for a tractor.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:26 am

Being a minute behind in motor racing is like matching a yacht against a powerboat....

It's not a sports vehicle, therefore putting a sport badge on it only serves to increase the idiocy of the vehicle.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:03 pm

Bend it like Repka wrote:I packed it in 9 months ago, you can take em all down if you like. :)



You can take the boy out of the taxi.......

A Discovery is ok though, isn't it?
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby White Goodman on Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:10 pm

Bend it like Repka wrote:Being a minute behind in motor racing is like matching a yacht against a powerboat....

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I do agree that most RR Sport drivers are utter bellends.

Monkeybubbles , a Disco is definitely alright.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby ballantine on Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:48 pm

vietnammer wrote:Julian Clary
Vera Lynn
Stephen Hawking

Got to choose me targets carefully

I'll have a go at the winner of these fights, to crown The Ultimate Lamping Champion.
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