People I would lamp out....

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People I would lamp out....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:40 pm

From the Jamiroquai thread....

Monkeybubbles wrote:I'm not a violent person by any stretch of the imagination, but I would surely punch that twatstick square in the colon.

Him, Seb Coe, Katie Hopkins. That's my list.


Your list of three?
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Patito on Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:42 pm

Kevin Bacon. Can't think of another two who would even come close, so I'd wait for him to recover and have another go.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:43 pm

Might be easier if i just list the three people I wouldn't:

- My wife
- My daughter
- My unborn daughter
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Patito on Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:44 pm

Thinking about it...Fabregas and Busquets as well. Wouldn't want to waste all 3 on Bacon.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Nesticles on Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:50 pm

Gold, Sullivan and Brady
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:51 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Might be easier if i just list the three people I wouldn't:

- My wife
- My daughter
- My unborn daughter


That's funny because my wife and kids are the next three on my list of people I'd wallop. Then it's your wife and kids.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby sendô on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:02 pm

Too many to mention, and listing them all would just make me want to lamp out more people.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby White Goodman on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:31 pm

Tom Hiddleston.

Had it all the ****ing twat, then starts dating Taylor Swift of all people before coming out with ridiculous bull**** about it when he realises what he's done.

Plus any other "serious" actor who takes the money for a superhero film and still expects to get taken seriously.
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Postby wizzo_66 on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:34 pm

David Sullivan, Tony Blair, Owen Jones, Diane Abbot.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Patito on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:38 pm

White Goodman wrote:Tom Hiddleston.

Had it all the ****ing twat, then starts dating Taylor Swift of all people



One of the least expected couples of 2016 for sure.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby fmgod on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:40 pm

Owen Jones
Diane Abbott
Harriet Harman

Any wonder labour are doing so badly.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby LincolnshireHammer on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:45 pm

Mark Wright - utter tosspot
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Slacking student on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:52 pm

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan

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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Patito on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:54 pm

Adrian Durham.

Justin Bieber.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby warp on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:55 pm

most of the people i get to know fairly well.
too bad i'm sooo lazy :fsake:
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby sendô on Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:57 pm

LincolnshireHammer wrote:Mark Wright - utter tosspot

I've played football against him a couple of times. Good player, but an utter cock with a terrible attitude and no team ethic. I got a couple of sly digs in, as you do.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby White Goodman on Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:04 pm

LincolnshireHammer wrote:Mark Wright - utter tosspot


Harsh. I'll always be a fan of that goal against Egypt at Italia '90
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby 1875Hammer on Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:05 pm

Patito wrote:Adrian Durham.

Justin Bieber.


If I hit Adrian Durham with Justin Bieber does that count as one or two?
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby WHU_Del on Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:13 pm

Kelvin MacKenzie.
Piers Morgan.

Struggling to think of a third...

EDIT - actually, add Farage on there.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Patito on Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:31 pm

1875Hammer wrote:
If I hit Adrian Durham with Justin Bieber does that count as one or two?



I don't make the rules but it's 1 in my book. :thup:
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