People I would lamp out....

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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby simon1982 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:19 pm

George Osborne
Payet
Jason cundy
Stewart robson
Boris Johnson
The women who live opposite me
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby White Goodman on Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:18 pm

Kevin James

I could write a book on the reasons why I would punch his ridiculous block head to Strawberry jam.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby bondsbootlaces on Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:23 pm

Sauce! wrote:No one.

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Matthew 5:9

:)

I think he said the cheese makers
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby bondsbootlaces on Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:35 pm

Brady
Graham Norton
Jamie Carragher
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby bondsbootlaces on Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:39 pm

bondsbootlaces wrote:Brady
Graham Norton
Jamie Carragher

Ewan McGregor too
Tom Hiddlestone
Ewan Bremner
Kim and Aggie
The scouse prick on bake off

There's far too many to just choose 3!
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby AnthraxDave on Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:53 pm

Sally Nugent off BBC Breakfast.
Donald Rumsfeld.
The Dog off that Credit Rating advert.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Korea Hammer on Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:12 pm

George Osborne, Nigel Farage, Donlad Trump.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Crouchend_Hammer on Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:25 pm

I forgot Davina mccall. She is number 1. Even ahead of ellie Goulding
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby brownout on Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:03 pm

continental skills wrote:Ander Herrera

Diego Costa

Jamie Vardy


He's fortunate that someone didn't lamp him today the way he celebrated scoring in front of our fans. Would he have done that if we weren't so far from the pitch I wonder
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Sweeney Bod on Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:15 pm

brownout wrote:
He's fortunate that someone didn't lamp him today the way he celebrated scoring in front of our fans. Would he have done that if we weren't so far from the pitch I wonder


Doing that dramatic bow to the BML places that Twat on my hate list.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:51 am

bondsbootlaces wrote:Ewan Bremner


There's far too many to just choose 3!


Spud from Trainspotting? :shock:
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby RichieRiv on Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:33 pm

Crouchend_Hammer wrote:I forgot Davina mccall. She is number 1. Even ahead of ellie Goulding


Great shout. Parrot beaked shouty ****.

About as funny as a fire at an orphanage
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby ludo22 on Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:49 pm

Slacking student wrote:Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan

End Thread/



The problem with Piers Morgan is it would be difficult to stop at just one punch.I would just have to finish the job.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby dave_l on Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:51 pm

Any sanctimonious Arsenal fan
Piers Morgan
Jamie Vardy
Robert Huth
John Terry
Diego Costa
Antonio Conte
Tony Pulis
People who drive SUVs - particularly any of the monsters created by BMW and Mercedes and are utterly incapable of driving/parking like a remotely co-ordinated human being.

That's enough for starters!
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Sweeney Bod on Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:52 pm

The bloke out of the soft mints advert....the one with a head shaped like a mint.

Phillip Schofield

H from Steps

Anyone from Towie.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Chicken Run Supreme on Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:32 pm

Sting
Phil Collins
Elton John
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby FreeWheeling on Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:44 pm

pablo jaye wrote:
:thup: - he's not doing at all well at the moment is he?


He could teach Brady a thing or two about shithousery
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby 'stone hammer on Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:35 pm

I've been musing this for a few days, finally decided on my 3

Kim Kardashian
Gwyneth Paltrow
Andy Townsend
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Romford on Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:16 pm

Sweeney Bod wrote:
The same Perry Groves who begged George Graham to take him off when Julian kept kicking him towards the West Stand hoardings. I doubt it would take more than one finger to knock him out.


Funnily enough he didn't mention that...

Thought he was a right "geezer" on telly...i remember him being a coward
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:59 pm

Crouchend_Hammer wrote:I forgot Davina mccall. She is number 1. Even ahead of ellie Goulding


RichieRiv wrote:Great shout. Parrot beaked shouty ****.

About as funny as a fire at an orphanage


I still would.
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