People I would lamp out....

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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Porkeyes on Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:39 pm

The Penguin out of the British Gas advert - Flightless smug rucksack wearing ****.

Robbie Williams - A genuine contender for the fist magnet hall of fame. I reckon he gets punched in the face several times just nipping out for a paper.

The ginger Dad and Son in the Smart Insurance advert and the bird in the call centre who pops up on the right, just as she starts to rattle on a sharp rabbit punch to the back of the head.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby WoodfordJnr on Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:48 pm

Jack Whitehall
Dele Ali
Paul Hollywood
Lembit Opik
Gemma Collins
Louis Walsh
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby SG12FFS on Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:01 pm

Iggle Piggle, Uppsy Daisy and Makka Pakka.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Crouching Peeky on Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:10 pm

Nicola Sturgeon
Alex Salmond
Tony Blair
Lily Allen
Anyone remotely connected to the Kardashians
Anyone remotely connected to TOWIE

I've seen Piers Morgan mentioned a few times, I have to say I have always loathed him since his newspaper endangered British troops lives by falsifying those pictures but he has gained my respect with his defence of both the Trump and Brexit votes despite voting against both (well he said he would have voted against Trump if eligible to vote) and his very outspoken views on gun control in the US which contributed to the loss of his lucrative contract with CNN. Also like the way he attacked Kardashian and Emily Ratajko-doodah for claiming they were getting their t*ts out for feminism.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Sauce! on Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:39 pm

No one.

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Matthew 5:9

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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:59 pm

SG12FFS wrote:Iggle Piggle, Uppsy Daisy and Makka Pakka.

Aww no!!! I would however kick 7 shades out of the tombliboos :thup:
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Romford on Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:00 pm

Sauce! wrote:No one.

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Matthew 5:9

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I'm pretty sure you are mistaken...it was Godfather 3
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Hammer.CA on Fri Mar 17, 2017 4:44 pm

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Matthew 5:9


Peacemakers, no place for them on a thread like this in the first place with their 'Holier than thou' attitude.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby SG12FFS on Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:48 pm

Colin Montgomerie
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby badabing on Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:11 pm

Whoever thought up the money supermarket advert.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby hammerdivone on Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:40 pm

SG12FFS wrote:Colin Montgomerie


You should add Laura Davies to that as you never see them both in the same room
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Romford on Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:43 pm

I think you can add anyone who ever played Golf professionally there....apart from Sam Torrence who was a right laugh
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby warp on Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:58 pm

Romford wrote:About 40% of this site...

but only if they show up at your local, you lazy barstool! :wink:
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Romford on Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:00 pm

warp wrote:but only if they show up at your local, you lazy barstool! :wink:


I don't have a local sunshine...

Perry Groves has just joined my list....what a slag.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby brownout on Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:29 pm

Hammer.CA wrote:Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Matthew 5:9


Peacemakers, no place for them on a thread like this in the first place with their 'Holier than thou' attitude.
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Surely cheese makers, although I think it applies to manufacturers of all dairy products.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Sweeney Bod on Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:18 pm

Romford wrote:
I don't have a local sunshine...

Perry Groves has just joined my list....what a slag.


The same Perry Groves who begged George Graham to take him off when Julian kept kicking him towards the West Stand hoardings. I doubt it would take more than one finger to knock him out.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby pablo jaye on Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:24 pm

brownout wrote:Surely cheese makers, although I think it applies to manufacturers of all dairy products.


Apart from cats, who aren't eligible in this thread, I was having problems thinking about who needs a good lamping. Then, reading BO's post, I thought 'Yeah, surly cheese makers do deserve a good shoeing, miserable gits!'
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby Sweeney Bod on Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:28 pm

brownout wrote:

Surely cheese makers, although I think it applies to manufacturers of all dairy products.


Keep reading, he might say a bit about blessed are the big noses
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:56 pm

Sweeney Bod wrote:Keep reading, he might say a bit about blessed are the big noses


Wasn't picking it, I was scratching it.
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Re: People I would lamp out....

Postby continental skills on Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:33 pm

Ander Herrera

Diego Costa

Jamie Vardy
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