If you had to eat someone.....

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If you had to eat someone.....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:49 am

....where would you start? And how would you cook it?

Asking for a friend.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby ironilunga on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:13 am

Thighs - Remove top layer of skin and dice. Place in to a hot pan and stirfry with fresh vegetables in a teriyaki sauce. Season with salt and peeper and garnish with pubes.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby 'Appy 'Ammer on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:19 am

Keely hawes
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:24 am

Ah yes. Thighs are very tasty. I should imagine.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby OFT on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:27 am

'Appy 'Ammer wrote:Keely hawes


I think I'd know where to start eating.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:41 am

ironilunga wrote:Thighs - Remove top layer of skin and dice. Place in to a hot pan and stirfry with fresh vegetables in a teriyaki sauce. Season with salt and peeper and garnish with pubes.


Kelly Brook. :thup:
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby ageing hammer on Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:02 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Ah yes. Thighs are very tasty. I should imagine.


The middle bit tastes a bit fishy though :wink:
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:35 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:Kelly Brook. :thup:


eff off! She's all mine!
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby ageing hammer on Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:55 pm

Kelly Brook, plenty of thigh there :D
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby Hammer1972 on Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:01 pm

Payet. Would taste like chicken.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:55 pm

ageing hammer wrote:Kelly Brook, plenty of thigh there :D


Hmmm ... I definitely wouldn't be starting on the thighs
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby delbert on Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:33 pm

That's why I could never be a gynecologist, I always want to eat what's in front of me......
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby yonni on Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:56 pm

I love a bit of rump steak. Keep it simple: griddle pan on hot, cook to medium rare with onions and red wine to deglaze the pan. The source? Francois Pascal c. 1978. Yum, yum!

Has anyone tipped the old bill off about Monkey yet?
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby vmixture on Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:52 pm

Eyes. Full of goodness. Although I'd probably have to swallow them whole as the feeling of them 'popping' in my mouth would not be a nice sensation.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby Rowly on Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:07 pm

Your mum. Her gash.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:14 pm

Asking for the same friend.....does anyone have any tips for getting bloodstains off a leather sofa?
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby pablo jaye on Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:37 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:Asking for the same friend.....does anyone have any tips for getting bloodstains off a leather sofa?


Does your friend have any vats or large containers of acid lying around their place? I imagine that wiping some of that over the affected area might help.
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby ageing hammer on Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:24 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:Asking for the same friend.....does anyone have any tips for getting bloodstains off a leather sofa?


Red paint :wink:
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby warp on Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:09 pm

with your mum is always sushi
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Re: If you had to eat someone.....

Postby FreeWheeling on Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:02 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Asking for the same friend.....does anyone have any tips for getting bloodstains off a leather sofa?


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