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Postby BondsoBob on Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:54 pm

I was just wondering who is the oldest user on this site ? I don't think I'm quite the oldest. I'm 62 in November. Been a long suffering Hammer for 54 years. So who is the oldest ? :think:
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby BondsoBob on Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:56 pm

Ps I'm just about getting the hang of this internetwebbything ! :eh:
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Postby FreeWheeling on Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:43 pm

Not sure who is the oldest but there are plenty of the rancid piss smelling old ****ers on here
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby vietnammer on Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:47 pm

58 and the creeping stench of urine is beginning to manifest. When I start holding up jogging bottoms with a belt I'll let you know
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby RichieRiv on Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:58 pm

My money would be on Oldun or Ted Fenton. I'd have an each way punt on JBB.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:20 pm

I turned 61 last January so BB has a couple of months on me.

I don't think I smell of wee, at least nobody's said anything, and I've yet to put my shoes in the fridge or oven. The bed's dry in the morning too.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby RichieRiv on Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:43 pm

With the size of the field I should get at least 5 places.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby mushy on Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:14 pm

sirwalter is 67, oldmileend must also be in the mix somewhere.

I am the youngest on the forum at a mere 60.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby vmixture on Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:48 pm

I turn 50 in a months time.Not the oldest but certainly feel like it.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby cambridge hammer on Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:11 am

I'm sixty but I still have all my own railings and most of my marbles. Must count for something.
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Postby somerset-hammer on Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:47 am

I have the hair of an 80 year old.

If the 80 year old was bald.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby LincolnshireHammer on Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:56 pm

and the youngest?
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby brownout on Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:53 am

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:I turned 61 last January so BB has a couple of months on me.

I don't think I smell of wee, at least nobody's said anything, and I've yet to put my shoes in the fridge or oven. The bed's dry in the morning too.


A mere 56 but I did put the TV remote in the fridge the other day.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby Monkey Mike on Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:05 am

41 today!
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Postby Monkeybubbles on Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:25 am

Monkey Mike wrote:41 today!


That's 131 in monkey years. Happy birthday.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby OFT on Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:15 pm

63.
The state pension beckons in just 18 months time,
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Sun Apr 16, 2017 1:29 pm

Just turned 61 in March .
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby Hammers Dad on Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:22 pm

50 in 5 weeks :shock:
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby -DL- on Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:09 pm

brownout wrote:
A mere 56 but I did put the TV remote in the fridge the other day.


I can confirm I have almost done this myself.

I put it in the freezer instead.
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Re: Oldest on this forum

Postby ageing hammer on Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:15 pm

I'm 57 ( and told I look 45 ) so my avatar is a little misleading.

But I am very deaf for last 9 years and had to pack up playing in my band.

I wear hearing aids now and probably have the hearing of a 90 year old :D
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