'Then some bloke shouts....'

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'Then some bloke shouts....'

Postby freelander on Sat May 13, 2017 1:11 pm

I have a couple of memories back in the day when players where a few yards away from where you where standing.

Mick Bernard was not the most skilful by any means.

At a throw in someone shouts 'Eh, BERNID, yer rubbish! '

And another one when we were playing Stoke at GP when Terry Conroy was about to take a throw in

'Hey, Terry la, giz a kiss'

They both saw the funny side of it though!

You would have to be there I suppose :lol:
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Re: 'Then some bloke shouts....'

Postby peter49uk on Sat May 13, 2017 2:06 pm

Told this one before but as your asking..............
John Bond playing right back by The chicken run, somebody shouted hey Bondy what about a goal, no reply.
Someone else shouts what about a pint Bondy, with that John raised a thumb :thup:
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Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Sun May 14, 2017 12:09 am

West Ham v Newcastle when Ossie Ardilles was managing Newcastle in the early 90s. Mick Quinn up front. He misses a chance and goes sliding into the hoarding of the South Bank. Some wag shouts out "**** Me, its Bob Carolgees, where's that **** Spit the Dog?"
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Re: 'Then some bloke shouts....'

Postby uptonparkhurst on Sun May 14, 2017 6:41 pm

God, my memory is not what it was!
Anyway, it was a testimonial game, and I (think I) was in the Chicken Run.
Jimmy Langley is playing, and the opposition are breaking on him - 3 against 2.
He hollers out to his team-mate
"You take him! I'll mark these 2!"
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Re: 'Then some bloke shouts....'

Postby Denzil on Mon May 15, 2017 1:59 pm

Every game, without fail, some fella in the Bobby Upper used to shout "Go on Ginge" even when Collins wasn't playing. Made me laugh every single time.
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Re: 'Then some bloke shouts....'

Postby swisstony on Tue May 16, 2017 8:23 am

One I remember was during a FA Cup match between Brentford and Hinckley Town. Hinckley's forward was quite a portly bloke and was getting stick for most of the match.

In the second half the ball went into the crowd for a Hinckley throw and their forward waddled across to take it. As the ball came out of the crowd, while it was still in mid air, someone shouts at him in a stern voice "Don't eat it!!".
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