The worst excuse you have heard for someone pulling a sickie

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Re: The worst excuse you have heard for someone pulling a sickie

Postby screech on Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:21 pm

hudds town hammer wrote:me, i cant come in today im sick

work, how sick are you ?

me, iv just f****d my sister

But I thought you said you were sick?
Yeah we had a threesome with the dog
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Re: The worst excuse you have heard for someone pulling a sickie

Postby Dieter Eckstein on Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:01 am

Brexit result-induced panic attack. Genuinely.
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Re: The worst excuse you have heard for someone pulling a sickie

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:27 am

Dieter Eckstein wrote:Brexit result-induced panic attack. Genuinely.


Do you work with Claretdave ?
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