Last Meals

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Last Meals

Postby Doc H Ball on Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:58 am

OK. You're going to be executed tomorrow morning and you have the right to a last meal cooked well.

Mine:

Smoked salmon and a vintage champagne

Full beef roast with heavy Australian red wine.

Spotted Dick with custard and builders tea.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby southbrishammer on Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:12 pm

A bag of Quavers.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Tenbury on Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:24 pm

Fruit cake.With a file in it.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby jevs on Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:24 pm

Toast. A massive plate of toast cooked to perfection with lashings of salted anchor butter in.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby ageing hammer on Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:44 pm

Lettuce,cucumber and tomato.

I'm watching my weight.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby prophet:marginal on Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:01 pm

Whatever else I have, its got to be topped off with that trolley of cheeses The Gavroche restaurant wheeled out when I was very lucky and taken there by a work contact/friend. I seriously think that, for that short time period, I would actually forget about my imminent death. It was that good.

So, if the cheese ends it, I'd have boeuf bourguignon for main and classic onion soup, with the cheese crust starting it all off.

Gone off wine, amazingly, but let's go Sancerre (pinot noir) with main and a Petit Chablis for the cheese.

Expensive brandy and cigar before the chop!
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Smonnie on Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:44 pm

Amuse-bouche - Unsmoked thick cut bacon and HP sauce in white farmhouse bloomer bread.

Starter - Crispy duck and pancakes

Main course - Roast dinner - mix of roast pork with crackling, and rare roast beef. All the trimmings - Yorkshire puddings, stuffing, pigs in blankets, sausage meat etc. Duck fat potatoes.

Dessert - Eton Mes

Cheese course - yes please.

Bottle of Argentinian full bodied red with the main.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:09 pm

Prawn Phal, 6 Guinness. Ought to give the f*ckers something to clean up afterwards.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby RichieRiv on Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:36 pm

prophet:marginal wrote:Whatever else I have, its got to be topped off with that trolley of cheeses The Gavroche restaurant wheeled out when I was very lucky and taken there by a work contact/friend. I seriously think that, for that short time period, I would actually forget about my imminent death. It was that good.
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I'm a member at the Le Beaujolais - just up from the Ivy. They claim to operate the largest cheese trolly in London. It's something to behold and stinks to high heaven, but by god it's good when washed down with a nice claret or fruity burgundy.

For I think I would have to repeat a Friday Brunch I once had in Dubai.....

Full English
Lobster and Prawns
Roast Dinner
Steak and Chips
Eton Mess
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Re: Last Meals

Postby FloridaHammer on Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:41 pm

I'll take some delivery from the slowest delivery service out there.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby woking-boy on Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:23 pm

only one thing to have before the electric chair
A fry up
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Re: Last Meals

Postby AnthraxDave on Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:36 pm

Sausage and Beans in a big white crusty roll :thup:
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:55 pm

Scarlett Johansson
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Burnley Hammer on Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:10 pm

Don't think I'd be able to enjoy anything. I'd be too depressed about the fact I'm about to be executed.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Clucking Bell on Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:06 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:Scarlett Johansson


Assuming we're being colloquial rather than cannibalistic, I'd like to start with Natalie Portman, have Halle Berry as the main course and finish off with Charlize Theron. Death by swollen tongue (or possibly drowning :wink: ) strikes me as an interesting way of cheating the hangman.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby cockney farmer on Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:06 am

Richie got it bang on , we had this discussion up my social club a few weeks ago and across a good group these were the favs

Full english
Roast dinner
Steak and chips
Curry
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Re: Last Meals

Postby cambridge hammer on Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:40 am

Bowl of cheerios!
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Re: Last Meals

Postby hammer_lad on Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:24 am

Triple double with extra liquor. Has to be.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby the pink palermo on Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:30 am

6 extra large prawns with a horseradish tomato dip .

Roast beef with all the usual

Apple crumble and custard

No alcohol , strangely I prefer not to consume alcohol while enjoying a meal .
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Re: Last Meals

Postby only1post on Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:50 am

Roast dodo.
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