Last Meals

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Re: Last Meals

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:33 pm

On reflection, I'd choose to have something really unhealthy - maybe a gallon of lukewarm dripping, served with 60 Gitanes, washed down with a few bottles of vodka or something - in the hope that it'd give me a huge heart attack, causing me to die just hours before they got a their chance to do it. That'd learn the c*nts.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Suffolk Iron on Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:32 pm

Roast Unicorn. I can wait while they get it!
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:42 pm

Hammer1972 wrote:Grilled halloumi


Had this for the first time a few years ago. Thought it was chicken when I first tasted it. Lovely though, especially the one with chilli through it.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Joyeux Marteau on Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:33 pm

Mock duck pancakes (same as the usual but not meat)
Mutter paneer pasanda
Pavlova/creme brûlée/rhubarb crumble and custard

Curiosity cola or (French) orangina (tastes better in France) Ting or root beer.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Vince on Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:53 pm

Carpaccio for starters
Lobster bisque
Lamb Roast dinner with all the trimmings
Cheese plate

Also a couple of bottles of Peju Cabernet Sauvignon.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:15 pm

Curried Goat, rice & peas
Half a jerk chicken
2 meat patties
Salad
Huge dollop of mayonnaise
Hot sauce
Guinness punch
Can of beer

For afters, a pot of English loose leaf tea, freshly brewed and served in a china teacup
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Re: Last Meals

Postby badseed on Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:24 am

You'd want to be first in line otherwise with some of these orders they'd abolish the last meal, like Texas did back in 2011:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-15034970" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

In that case the condemned inmate ordered:
- Two chicken fried steaks
- Triple-meat bacon cheeseburger
- Fried okra
- Pound of barbecue
- Three fajitas
- Meat lover's pizza
- Pint of ice cream
- Peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.

He didn't eat any of it.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby badseed on Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:28 am

Another on the Indian train:
- Onion bhaji;
- Tandoori field mushrooms;
- Aloo Palak;
- Jeera rice;
- Kulfi for dessert; and
- 1 litre stein of Franziskaner Hefe-Weissbier.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Up the Junction on Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:17 pm

hammer_lad wrote:Triple double with extra liquor. Has to be.

Glad to see one of you is true to his or her roots!
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Re: Last Meals

Postby cockney hammer on Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:42 pm

pie n mash four of each nathans

spotted dick extra custard

coupole of cans of barr raspberryade

happy day's
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Re: Last Meals

Postby OFT on Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:12 pm

Steak pudding, mushy peas, chips 'n gravy.
Rhubarb crumble and custard
Large pot of tea.

Edit Forgot the After Eight Mints :P
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Re: Last Meals

Postby ageing hammer on Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:21 pm

cockney hammer wrote:pie n mash four of each nathans

spotted dick extra custard

coupole of cans of barr raspberryade

happy day's


What? no fry up? imposter :D
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Re: Last Meals

Postby ageing hammer on Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:24 pm

Come on CH get a comment in the beans or no beans thread, it can't be a proper breakfast debate without an input from the maestro who started the breakfast thread :scarfer:
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Re: Last Meals

Postby Happyhammer52 on Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:05 am

badseed wrote:You'd want to be first in line otherwise with some of these orders they'd abolish the last meal, like Texas did back in 2011:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-15034970" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

In that case the condemned inmate ordered:
- Two chicken fried steaks
- Triple-meat bacon cheeseburger
- Fried okra
- Pound of barbecue
- Three fajitas
- Meat lover's pizza
- Pint of ice cream
- Peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.

He didn't eat any of it.


The usual reason for ordering such a big meal, with no intention of eating it is so that their mates in nick can have it, opposed to the usual slop dished up.
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Re: Last Meals

Postby SoulCircus on Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:18 am

I'm sure you wouldn't get booze as past of a last meal either. Seems a bit harsh.
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