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Urinals

Postby Puff Daddy on Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:09 am

Aren't they just the greatest invention ever ?
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Re: Urinals

Postby Tenbury on Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:16 am

Being relatively tall, I prefer the wash basin.
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Postby hammerdivone on Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:18 am

Puff Daddy wrote:Aren't they just the greatest invention ever ?


I think the wheel gives it a close run
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Re: Urinals

Postby 1875Hammer on Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:29 am

hammerdivone wrote:I think the wheel gives it a close run


The wheel isn't all that.

Now the axle ..........
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Re: Urinals

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:31 am

I prefer to piss into the Dyson airblade dryer. Allows much more effective dispersal of your piss stream, plus keeps your old chap warm & dry.
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Re: Urinals

Postby AlfieG on Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:50 am

Reminded me of this classic football related video......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjXSF6npZA

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Re: Urinals

Postby sendô on Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:19 pm

Sliced bread for me.
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Postby vietnammer on Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:43 pm

sendô wrote:Sliced bread for me.


Dunked in the urinal?
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Re: Urinals

Postby Happyhammer52 on Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:03 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:Aren't they just the greatest invention ever ?


Had this thought in Dublin on Saturday night, in a pub, absoloutly rammed, went downstairs to the bogs. There were women everywhere, standing in this queue, nowhere to go. I effortlessly passed by, into the mens, fly down, johnson out, pissing commenced.

In and out in less than a couple of minutes, whilst these poor girls hadn't moved an inch.

Long Live The Urinal
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Re: Urinals

Postby fjthegrey on Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:11 pm

You wouldn't be saying this if you'd seen the ones I used at an Oktoberfest recently.

4 urinals basically all facing outwards in a square, the 4 gents using them all facing in, roughly waist height high, less than a metre squared distance between everyone.
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Re: Urinals

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:14 pm

Dutch brogues.
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Re: Urinals

Postby woodgreenspur on Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:38 pm

Suit cases with wheels

Why it wasn't thought of years before it was ,i'll never know.
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Re: Urinals

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:45 pm

Greatest Invention [ in my opinion ] - The Television .

You can piss anywhere .
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Re: Urinals

Postby claretandblue82 on Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:59 pm

The Old Man of Storr wrote:
You can piss anywhere .


Exactly! A million things have been made to make the world better but you can still piss where you want as our ancestors did!
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Re: Urinals

Postby fjthegrey on Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:18 pm

woodgreenspur wrote:Suit cases with wheels

Why it wasn't thought of years before it was ,i'll never know.

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Re: Urinals

Postby Puff Daddy on Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:46 pm

I think they are wonderful things. So simple and hygienic too. I am going to investigate getting one installed in my house
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Re: Urinals

Postby FreeWheeling on Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:50 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:I think they are wonderful things. So simple and hygienic too. I am going to investigate getting one installed in my house


Its called a shower cubicle
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Re: Urinals

Postby Tenbury on Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:09 pm

Actually, urinals are old school. Modern men,such as myself, should always piss on a compost heap.
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Re: Urinals

Postby Hummer_I_mean_Hammer on Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:47 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:I think they are wonderful things. So simple and hygienic too. I am going to investigate getting one installed in my house


suitcase on wheels or urinal?
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Re: Urinals

Postby only1post on Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:08 pm

I guess you cant have drank in the Wakefield.
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