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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Bend it like Repka on Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:18 pm

If you don't want to tell her the truth, start changing your habits and mannerisms until she finds you repellent enough to dump.

Loud farts and burps when her friends are around
Start scratching your b*llocks in public
Leave the TV on Babestation when you go to bed
Next time you are having sex, tell her to hurry up because you need a ****
Complement her best mate on how good she looks right in from of her
Start coming home late for no reason
Tidy up even less than before

Within a couple of weeks you will no longer be the man of her dreams and she'll be thinking about an exit plan herself
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby pablo jaye on Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:15 pm

...make sure she sees you wiping your knob across the screen.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby fjthegrey on Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:59 pm

You should tell her you think you should break up as you don't think the relationship is going very well. Probably when there's nobody else around.

Just be direct. It's much easier than playing psychological games etc. Although that does work if you're committed to it.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:38 am

Bend it like Repka wrote:If you don't want to tell her the truth, start changing your habits and mannerisms until she finds you repellent enough to dump.

Loud farts and burps when her friends are around
Start scratching your b*llocks in public
Leave the TV on Babestation when you go to bed
Next time you are having sex, tell her to hurry up because you need a ****
Complement her best mate on how good she looks right in from of her
Start coming home late for no reason
Tidy up even less than before

Within a couple of weeks you will no longer be the man of her dreams and she'll be thinking about an exit plan herself


What do you mean "changing"?
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby debaser_74 on Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:15 pm

Has anyone suggested showing her this thread? I'm fairly sure that would bring a hasty end to proceedings...
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby psychoscoredthelot on Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:21 pm

just go
walk out the door
dont turn around now
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby hammerdivone on Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:28 pm

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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Burnley Hammer on Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:36 pm

Bend it like Repka wrote:If you don't want to tell her the truth, start changing your habits and mannerisms until she finds you repellent enough to dump.

Loud farts and burps when her friends are around
Start scratching your b*llocks in public
Leave the TV on Babestation when you go to bed
Next time you are having sex, tell her to hurry up because you need a ****
Complement her best mate on how good she looks right in from of her
Start coming home late for no reason
Tidy up even less than before

Within a couple of weeks you will no longer be the man of her dreams and she'll be thinking about an exit plan herself


This depends on how much she relies on you for financial security.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby mushy on Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:40 pm

ToiletDuck wrote:Will keep you posted


Well?
Has she dumped you yet?
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