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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby RichieRiv on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:43 am

Sign her up here and send her a link to this thread. She can then pick which one she likes the most.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:18 am

Whats her mum like?
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby claretandblue82 on Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:49 am

Say you're going out for a pack of smokes and never return!
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby iLoveLasagne on Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:54 am

Just be honest. If it was the other way round I am sure you would want the closure. There is no nice way to do it as it is not a pleasant thing to have to do. You would want your conscience clear and wouldn't want to look back with any regrets. Good luck.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby fmgod on Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:00 am

Buy one of them VR sets and purposefully get caught in the front room
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby warp on Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:42 am

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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby DasNutNock on Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:53 am

Rocketron wrote:Simply tell the truth.


Extremist nonsense!
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby somerset-hammer on Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:35 am

Being honest is obviously the right thing to do.

But..

How about buying womens underwear that is a different size to your girlfriends and hiding it under the mattress along with a used rubber and let her find it, that way she dumps you and your conscience is clear..
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby ageing hammer on Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:22 pm

iLoveLasagne wrote:Just be honest. If it was the other way round I am sure you would want the closure. There is no nice way to do it as it is not a pleasant thing to have to do. You would want your conscience clear and wouldn't want to look back with any regrets. Good luck.



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This, best policy and as hard as it can be she will eventually respect you for it. She may go crazy when you break it to her but all women are crazy any, the trick is to find one less crazy than the others :D
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby sendô on Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:48 pm

Shag her sister? Or her brother even?
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby only1post on Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:00 pm

Or her daughter or her son, two of them are old enough.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:11 pm

Broke up with a g/f in a pub once. It was horrible and she was bawling her eyes out. I think over time though she respected the fact that i was honest and did it face to face rather than being a spineless twat and doing by text or whatever.

We're still friends now (which is nice because she's pretty cool) and shes getting married this year so it all worked out :thup:
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:18 pm

Cockneyboy311 wrote:....................................

We're still friends now (which is nice because she's pretty cool) and shes getting married this year so it all worked out :thup:


And you can look the groom in the face and do that smirk which only means one thing 8-)
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby somerset-hammer on Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:25 pm

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:
And you can look the groom in the face and do that smirk which only means one thing 8-)


And when 7ft 5 Xavier gives you an even bigger smirk back..
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:46 pm

only1post wrote:Or her daughter or her son, two of them are old enough.


... or the 3rd

That'd do it
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Monkeybubbles on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:12 pm

DasNutNock wrote:
Tell her "it's not you, it's me".
Tell her "it's not me, it's you".
Tell her "I no longer wish to be in a relationship with you".
Move.
Stop answering your phone.
Have a sex change.
Tell her you're in a new relationship with a woman.
Tell her you're in a new relationship with Will Young.
Tell her you prefer w*nking.
Tell her you're becoming a monk.
Tell her you're moving abroad, but you'll be killed if you tell her why.
Tell her you're a Liverpool supporter.
Tell her you've contracted a horrendous disease.
Tell her you're Welsh.


Leave one side of your shirt untucked.
Chew slightly loudly.
Criticise Mary Berry.
Give way to traffic.
Have sugar in your tea.
Wear a v neck jumper.

Any of those should do it.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby DasNutNock on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:34 pm

Be yourself, not the version of yourself that you pretend to be when she's around.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby somerset-hammer on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:38 pm

Wipe it on the curtains
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Tenbury on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:55 pm

No one ever finished with me just because I'm quite hygienic.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Kev59 on Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:40 pm

Cockneyboy311 wrote:Broke up with a g/f in a pub once. It was horrible and she was bawling her eyes out. I think over time though she respected the fact that i was honest and did it face to face rather than being a spineless twat and doing by text or whatever.


Bit harsh to do it when you were on stage doing a karaoke number, mate :wink:
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