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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby the celestial insect on Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:06 pm

Don't say you're gay. Been there, and it only makes certain types see you as more of a challenge. Don't tell them you've gone mental. Again, been there, and with the same result.

Honesty and integrity is best, though not necessarily easiest.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby HalfTimePie on Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:11 pm

Tell her you're moving to Yemen
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby RichieRiv on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:04 pm

the celestial insect wrote:Don't say you're gay. Been there, and it only makes certain types see you as more of a challenge. Don't tell them you've gone mental. Again, been there, and with the same result.


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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby ToiletDuck on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:49 pm

Looking back its been about 7 months since its not been feeling right.
Been trying to fix it but no joy.

Will keep you posted
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby ageing hammer on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:57 pm

Good Luck mate :thup:
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby sendô on Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:56 pm

Tell her you prefer Harpic.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Smonnie on Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:41 pm

HalfTimePie wrote:Tell her you're moving to Yemen


#bingthere
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Burningaham on Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:44 pm

Just slip out the back jack. . . .
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Rio on Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:39 pm

Have you tried switching it off and back on again?
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:44 pm

Take her out for a romantic meal then maybe go see a film then when you get her back home rip off all her clothes and make mad passionate love to her then just as you're both about to climax shout out ' Mum , Mum , Mum.....' and start crying .
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby hammerdivone on Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:03 am

ToiletDuck wrote:Looking back its been about 7 months since its not been feeling right.
Been trying to fix it but no joy.

Will keep you posted


It takes two to realise it's not working, and two to fix it.

I often wonder whether it's seen as easier to walk away rather than trying to make it work (not making a judgement on you TD). I've been with Mrs hd1 for 33 years and we've certainly had our ups and downs over the years and it would have been easier at times to just call it quits, but we've stuck at it and worked it out so she can continue to make me suffer
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby warp on Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:03 am

The Old Man of Storr wrote:as you're both about to climax shout out ' Mum , Mum , Mum.....' and start crying .

fucksake Storr! it's still the snug...

it's "yourmum, yourmum, yourmum....." and start crying.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:34 am

Toilet Duck - you've been together now for four and a half years and even though the children aren't yours I take it you feel some form of affection for them and they for you , it's going to be difficult for you and for them and I honestly feel for you - You say things haven't felt right for these past 7 months but 4 and a half years is a long time to be living with someone so you must have felt something for your partner at one time , before you leave why not try talking things through with her first , tell her how you feel , or at least try to without dropping the bombshell , see if there's anything worth staying around for .
We sometimes feel that the grass is greener or that another woman will be more exciting but after a few months or years that initial excitement will die down .

Ask yourself -

Do you like her , do you respect and admire her - If the answer is ' Yes ' it may be worth giving it another go .




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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Tenbury on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:04 am

Think he probably has,TOMOS
. Maybe it's just me but I think it takes more bottle to bale out than it does to stick at the same old same old.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby szola on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:06 am

A trail of Post-It notes that leads her to the shed?

You can tell her there.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:37 am

Tenbury wrote:Think he probably has,TOMOS
. Maybe it's just me but I think it takes more bottle to bale out than it does to stick at the same old same old.


Of course , it must be really heartbreakingly difficult .
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby orbital on Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:38 am

If it ain't been right for over 7 months, you can be pretty sure she will be aware of it as well, she may well be thinking exactly the same as you also and it may be a relief to both of you, one thing's for sure the longer you leave it the tougher it will get.
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Phil S on Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:55 pm

a really really difficult decision

however if you send us her photo we'll help you decide
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:59 pm

Kev59 wrote:
Bit harsh to do it when you were on stage doing a karaoke number, mate :wink:



Ha, i went up and did Puddle of Mud's 'She ****ing Hates me' afterwards :D
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Re: best way to end a relationship

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:00 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:
And when 7ft 5 Xavier gives you an even bigger smirk back..


Geezers about 9 stone soaking wet so i think i'm ok :)
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