Could you do it with more than one person?

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Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby the celestial insect on Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:32 pm

I read this BBC article about people who are 'polyamorous' -- i.e. have more than one proper partner. I can't imagine how it could work...well, at least, I couldn't do it. Could you?

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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:37 pm

What, with her? Christ, no. What an absolute grotter.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby WHU Independent on Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:38 pm

I've had a loving relationship with two women - they both didn't know about each other though. ;)
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby somerset-hammer on Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:41 pm

How can you compete with a drama student?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby vietnammer on Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:43 pm

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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby sendô on Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:29 pm

What, like two wives?

Sounds like a ****ing nightmare.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby the celestial insect on Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:31 pm

DasNutNock wrote:What, with her? Christ, no. What an absolute grotter.


What if part of the deal involved another woman you found very attractive? Could you take the rough with the smooth under those circumstances (i.e. both would have to have the same level of 'attention')?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby the celestial insect on Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:34 pm

sendô wrote:What, like two wives?

Sounds like a ****ing nightmare.


Well, you wouldn't have to stick with just the two of course, if that's too limiting for you.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby delbert on Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:53 pm

As long as you remember to drain her out every now and again it shouldn't be a problem........
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby DasNutNock on Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:02 pm

the celestial insect wrote:What if part of the deal involved another woman you found very attractive? Could you take the rough with the smooth under those circumstances (i.e. both would have to have the same level of 'attention')?


Nah, happily married.

There's no two women on earth that would remain content with you knobbing the other one.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby warp on Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:08 pm

DasNutNock wrote:There's no two women on earth that would remain content with you knobbing the other one.

some are happy enough if they're there supervising.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:10 pm

DasNutNock wrote:There's no two women on earth that would remain content with you knobbing the other one.

Your mum doesn't seem to mind 8-)
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby the celestial insect on Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:11 pm

warp wrote:some are happy enough if they're there supervising.


Your mum?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Tenbury on Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:13 pm

I lived under similar circumstances for several years,but old age has forced a change.
I've only enough breath to blow up one .

Actually,Dan's got it right she's ginger,Scottish and a right minger, I know it gets cold up there, but what's up with those blokes?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby warp on Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:21 pm

warp wrote:some are happy enough if they're there supervising.
the celestial insect wrote:Your mum?

you tell me...
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Monkeybubbles on Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:47 pm

I've spoken to Scarlett Johansen and Anne Hathaway and they've both agreed to give it a go.

The things I do for you blokes.....
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby woodford on Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:13 pm

sendô wrote:What, like two wives?

Sounds like a ****ing nightmare.



God yes, why would anyone want two wives? I cant imagine ever finding peace
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby hemelite on Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:09 am

Dina Meyer & Salma Hayek for me please :thup:
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:20 am

Double the earache

Double the cost of living

Double the amount of in laws

What if they both want children

Two against one for not having the football on

Double the shoes and ****ing handbags

Sounds like hell..


Where do I sign up?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby claretandblue82 on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:39 am

Looks like the people from the Undateables have teamed up!
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