Could you do it with more than one person?

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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby ironilunga on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:58 am

DasNutNock wrote:There's no two women on earth that would remain content with you knobbing the other one.


What about Siamese twins joined at the fanny?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby woodford on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:27 am

ironilunga wrote:
What about Siamese twins joined at the fanny?



Surely that would make it difficult?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby the celestial insect on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:53 am

The other side of the coin would be what if your missus told you she wanted a second male in the relationship, and for you to share her (no threesomes, BTW)? You'd have a bit more freedom then, but could you accept it?
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:02 pm

ironilunga wrote:What about Siamese twins joined at the fanny?


More to the point, who would get the orgasm? 8-)
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:37 pm

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:More to the point, who would get the orgasm? 8-)


Don't be silly, women don't have orgasms.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Clucking Bell on Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:59 pm

It's like having kids or cats. Two is a nightmare but, once you get up to half a dozen or so, a hierarchy develops and it essentially becomes self- regulating.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby hammerdivone on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:21 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:I've spoken to Scarlett Johansen and Anne Hathaway and they've both agreed to give it a go.

The things I do for you blokes.....


I'll happily deputise if it all becomes too much Mb
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Hampshire Hammer on Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:57 am

Clucking Bell wrote:It's like having kids or cats. Two is a nightmare but, once you get up to half a dozen or so, a hierarchy develops and it essentially becomes self- regulating.

In all seriousness an Arab that i used to work with said similar, he had 3 wives.

Personally I'll stick with one, it's bad enough remembering one birthday, set of anniversaries, etc.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby ageing hammer on Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:53 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:I've spoken to Scarlett Johansen and Anne Hathaway and they've both agreed to give it a go.

The things I do for you blokes.....
hammerdivone wrote:
I'll happily deputise if it all becomes too much Mb



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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby btajim - mcfc on Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:02 am

Our owner Sheikh Mansour has two wives. I find that abhorrent tbh. Some of the more odious left wing politicians have numerous marriages behind them too. Corbyn with three and Galloway four. Unsure why you’d continue to put yourself through it.

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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby hammerdivone on Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:25 am

I walked into that one ageing :D
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby the celestial insect on Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:03 pm

btajim - mcfc wrote:Some of the more odious left wing politicians have numerous marriages behind them too. Corbyn with three and Galloway four. Unsure why you’d continue to put yourself through it.



Tbf, when it comes to politicians, I'd rather they were married a number of times, rather hypocrites who bray about 'traditional values' while using the cover of a 'respectable' long-term marriage that's a sham.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:59 pm

Scarlett Johanssen

Christ
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby warp on Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:12 pm

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Scarlett Johanssen

Christ

interesting, but i'd still take the johanssen/hataway duo
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Clucking Bell on Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:15 pm

hammerdivone wrote:I walked into that one ageing :D


You'd be walking like Charlie Hawtrey after!
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby hammerdivone on Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:22 pm

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Scarlett Johanssen

Christ

Says the bloke who fancies the bird in the Drive to advert :eh:
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby btajim - mcfc on Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:02 pm

the celestial insect wrote:Tbf, when it comes to politicians, I'd rather they were married a number of times, rather hypocrites who bray about 'traditional values' while using the cover of a 'respectable' long-term marriage that's a sham.


But three / four?!

I’m 38 and have met one who I would liked to have married. It didn’t work out which is a blessing given no messy settlement etc.

The nearest I’ve got to this whole thread theme is either pulling twice in one night (snogging etc) or have a three way kiss with my girl and her mate. We were trying to cheer her up after she’d had a cry over her ex. That evening as a whole will live with me for life. Eventful.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Lincolnhammer92 on Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:28 pm

One is bad enough, let alone more than that
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Burnley Hammer on Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:44 pm

Two sounds a nightmare. I'd rather make the jump to none. I frequently reminisce about those days when I actually had free time.
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Re: Could you do it with more than one person?

Postby Hugh Jargon II on Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:17 pm

I like to make love to the only one person I truly love.


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