Cure for baldness found

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Cure for baldness found

Postby jevs on Wed May 09, 2018 6:28 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... l-facebook

So if you're folically challenged, would you like your locks back?

I'm perfectly happy to have no hair....I shave it when it get's to about 3mm and it suits me fine. If i leave it to get any longer, i look like Max from the Tweenies!!!!!!
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby Mega Ron on Wed May 09, 2018 6:44 pm

If they found something that really worked I'd use it.
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby DasNutNock on Wed May 09, 2018 6:46 pm

Cure was found years ago. It's called a hat.
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby Rocketron on Wed May 09, 2018 6:48 pm

I'm missing something. Making the hair you have grow quicker doesn't help with the hair you no longer have.
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby warp on Wed May 09, 2018 7:21 pm

Rocketron wrote:I'm missing something. Making the hair you have grow quicker doesn't help with the hair you no longer have.


imagine the epic comb-overs though!
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby devonshire flu on Wed May 09, 2018 10:04 pm

If I woke up tomorrow morning and all my hair was back, I'd go straight to the barbers and get a double zero.

It's great having no hair. You don't have to dry it, style it, or worry about it.
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby DrVenk on Wed May 09, 2018 10:20 pm

Rocketron wrote:I'm missing something. Making the hair you have grow quicker doesn't help with the hair you no longer have.


Daily Mail clickbait bollox. Possibly reduces the rate of hair loss, not cure.

Caffeine shampoo is a cheap and decent way to reduce the rate of hair loss.
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Thu May 10, 2018 8:35 am

I'm getting my head tattooed in a few weeks. Instant cure for baldness :thup:
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby Monkeybubbles on Thu May 10, 2018 9:12 am

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:I'm getting my head tattooed in a few weeks. Instant cure for baldness :thup:


Not necessarily.....

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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby sendô on Thu May 10, 2018 9:32 am

I've got the same amount of hair I've always had, it's just that what was once on my head now seems to grow out of my ears, nose and back. :(
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby woodgreenspur on Thu May 10, 2018 10:14 am

I'd love my hair to grow back ,so i could shave it off down to a number 2 and have a razor parting....
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby Tenbury on Thu May 10, 2018 10:38 am

I'm growing mine,currently about shoulder length, pretty sad in an old man,but I'm not getting it cut 'till the Dildos are gone.(Might end up having to wear a turban).
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby simonpaulthomas on Thu May 10, 2018 11:26 am

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:I'm getting my head tattooed in a few weeks. Instant cure for baldness :thup:


And definitely looks way cooler 8-)
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby warp on Thu May 10, 2018 12:09 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:I'm getting my head tattooed in a few weeks.

Carlton's face?
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby Burnley Hammer on Thu May 10, 2018 12:55 pm

It's crap if it's in that newspaper. They've also reported multiple cures for alzheimers, arthritis, diabetes, and dementia. If the ailment doesn't start with any of the first 4 letters of the dictionary, they're not interested.
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby davids cross on Thu May 10, 2018 5:01 pm

Burnley Hammer wrote:It's crap if it's in that newspaper. They've also reported multiple cures for alzheimers, arthritis, diabetes, and dementia..


Since my mum developed dementia I naturally keep an eye on these sort of stories..

And you are spot on, they talk a load of old b*llocks. I've given up reading them...........but they often lead with a huge headline of...

Cure for.....(insert illness).

You just look at it and think......nah !!
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Thu May 10, 2018 5:51 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Not necessarily.....

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Was thinking something like this ...

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Or maybe even this ...

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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Mon May 14, 2018 5:48 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:I'm getting my head tattooed in a few weeks. Instant cure for baldness :thup:


Get a tattoo of some rabbits done .












From a distance it'll look like hares .

Boom-Boom . :)
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby FloridaHammer on Mon May 14, 2018 7:10 pm

I shave my head but I really miss my hair.
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Re: Cure for baldness found

Postby ageing hammer on Mon May 14, 2018 10:50 pm

FloridaHammer wrote:I shave my head but I really miss my hair.


Ask someone else to do it then :wink:
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