Hammerdivone and Dan

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Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby vmixture on Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:53 pm

Neither seen since 16th of May.

Did they elope or more sinister reasons for their departure?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby ageing hammer on Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:18 am

Was Dan's bike a tandem :D
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Dead Paul on Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:39 am

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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby somerset-hammer on Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:20 am

Maybe HD1 was the guy who creamed up Dan's locker..

There was talk of kidnapp, basements and gimp costumes...

But who knows.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Bend it like Repka on Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:23 am

Dan's probably in the middle of his attempt to be the first person to run a marathon while bench pressing 125 pounds every 10 yards.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:20 am

I think it's linked to the obesity threads. They either got banned, or got the hump. Perhaps DL can shed some light, if I'm in the right area.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:55 am

**** em. If they can't stick to site rules then they deserve what comes there way. If they've walked, it shows them up to be children.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Kendo Nagasaki on Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:09 am

Eh? What you on about? I wasn’t banned. I’ve been told off for being a tw*t hundreds of times on this site. The only time I ditched for proper was after that ridiculous argument with Romford over Star Wars (and what I perceived to be unfair condescension towards posters that like sci fi), and I still wish that had never happened. Missed out on contributing during a unique period in the club’s history, and it was also the first time in years I’d been to any games.

Truth is, I was never happy with the DasNutNock login. Regretted signing up with that name, regretted re-using the Dev avatar, fancied a refresh. Nothing to do with any obesity thread. Can’t speak for HD1, so he might have been given a second yellow or something.

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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby somerset-hammer on Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:12 am

:D
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Kendo Nagasaki on Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:55 am

BTW I’m on holding at the moment in the costa del sunstroke, and thoroughly enjoying it. Aside from the moment I almost killed us all, misjudging a sharp left turn on one of these lethal dirt “roads” in the mountains. I’ll be in the pool, if anyone needs me.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:25 am

I knew we'd smoke him out.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Kendo Nagasaki on Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:29 am

westham,eggyandchips wrote:I knew we'd smoke him out.


Given the speed I was identified when I registered as Das, I fully expected to be spotted by the end of the week.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Monkeybubbles on Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:07 pm

That's not Dan. Don't fall for it.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby somerset-hammer on Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:14 pm

What happened to fj?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:12 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:That's not Dan. Don't fall for it.

We'll soon know when he avgs 10 posts a day about absolute nonsense. :wink:
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Kendo Nagasaki on Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:29 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:We'll soon know when he avgs 10 posts a day about absolute nonsense. :wink:


Right, I’m going to think of a really smart discussion to start, to prove you wrong.

So far, I’ve got “footballers that smoke - does it have to be an issue?” and “punctured lilo - repair or replace?”.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby jastons on Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:46 pm

Dan loves fixing things, he would never ask the repair or replace question.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Kendo Nagasaki on Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:03 pm

And you’re right, but given that we’re in a rented villa and the c***s have told me I have to pay an additional €80 for “cleaning”, I was disinclined to go and buy a puncture repair kit, and raided the first aid kit instead. Perhaps unsurprisingly, steri-tape is an ineffective substitute for sandpaper, patches and contact cement.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Cuenca 'ammer on Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:13 pm

hd is a great lad......won't hear a word spoken against him....

Anyone disagrees and you can just meet me at the Podium Bar and we can sort it aht...


:P

(not so sure about Dan, although he does give a good overview of the UFC I might add...)
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Kendo Nagasaki on Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:22 pm

I’m not in HD1’s league. I’m sort of just below Sendo.

Much better than Warp, mind. He’s a proper rotter.
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