Hammerdivone and Dan

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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:28 pm

Beautifully summed up.

:D
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby davids cross on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:32 pm

Dead Paul wrote:
I may or may not be....... Av it

But I'll leave that up to you to decide :wink:


Bloody Hell !!!

It's like Milli Vanilli on here.

Everybody is wearing a false beard.... :D
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:21 pm

Bend it like Repka wrote:This thread is the most bizarre read I've had on here in yonks.

So basically if we need to know about running or UFC we now call Kendo.

Some people have split personalities on the site

Fj has taken Warps mum on a round the world trip

RARS hates just about everyone

DL is a moderator who can't read which seems to be a minor problem for that role


You’ve been a member of this site for 14 years and any of this comes as a surprise?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby jastons on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:30 pm

You will always be 'BBQ Dan'
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby sendô on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:35 pm

That's a shame, Kendo seemed a lot better than Das.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Dead Paul on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:41 pm

davids cross wrote:
Bloody Hell !!!

It's like Milli Vanilli on here.

Everybody is wearing a false beard.... :D


Ha! I'm not really Av it as much as I'd love to be s*** at stand up..

I started here in 2003 as a fresh faced 17yr old as Brooking Genius.. I even appeared on the home page in a picture along side CH holding a banner at one of the Roeder protests! I barely posted though as there seemed to be a real clique amongst the long termers and saw many a newbie get treated quite harshly.. I also knew that if I got into a convo with a few members (Romford being one) then i'dv been banned as they just wound me up! I think in 15yrs I posted about 300 times? In the end my account was deleted due to inactivity I think? That's why I created a new one.. but yeah, I've seen it all on here but from afar..

I've just noticed Crossy, I'm 20mins from you.. Salfords, just past Horley..
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby -DL- on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:56 pm

DasNutNock wrote:I didn't, but have been advised that an alternative logon was a technical infringement of site rules, so I'm back now until I can work out how to change my name - something that only Dyer's Leg to -DL- has successfully achieved (as far as I'm aware).


There have been quite a few username changes over the years. I'm sure it can be sorted :thup:
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby sendô on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:57 pm

Can I be warp's mum?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Mega Ron on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:59 pm

DL. Please make the change Sendo had requested.

You have it in writing that it's what he wants.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby -DL- on Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:02 pm

Unfortunately I don't have the keys to the username store cupboard.

Which is probably a good thing really.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby -DL- on Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:03 pm

I'd change Bend it Like Repka to Bend it Like Ginger John's Cock.

That'll learn him to take the piss.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:31 pm

BILR

I don't hate just about everyone, ya prick
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:19 pm

-DL- wrote:I'd change Bend it Like Repka to Bend it Like Ginger John's Cock.

That'll learn him to take the piss.


You've even got that wrong. I thought in the Snug you only make my piss, not take it?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:21 pm

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:BILR

I don't hate just about everyone, ya prick


Well I know you're fond of me, and everyone likes Laffers.

But other than that any others that will vouch for your affection?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:27 pm

DasNutNock wrote:
You’ve been a member of this site for 14 years and any of this comes as a surprise?


Now this really is a headfook. Every time he posts he's changing Avtar.

It's like Harvey Dent but with a third persona. PhillyKendoNutNock master criminal of the Snug.

Terrifying.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby davids cross on Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:06 am

Dead Paul wrote:I've just noticed Crossy, I'm 20mins from you.. Salfords, just past Horley..


Yep....

My association with Salfords is through the prism of the Three Bridges to Victoria train on a match day.

If it stopped at Salfords I was on the very, very slow train....:)
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:11 pm

Six pages and still going. Dan your ego must be a big as your BBQ at the moment.


Dead Paul - why? Bit morose innit? :arry:
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Mega Ron on Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:38 pm

Has HD1 been relegated to hammerdivtwo?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Dead Paul on Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:04 pm

davids cross wrote:
Yep....

My association with Salfords is through the prism of the Three Bridges to Victoria train on a match day.

If it stopped at Salfords I was on the very, very slow train....:)


Yeah we are a bit slow round this way! ..it's a proper nightmare getting trains from salfords, always bloody cancelled..

Let me know if and when you watch a game in a pub and I'll pop along.. I'm new this way so don't know of any good football pubs.. I quite like the swan for a beverage or two..
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Samba on Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:35 pm

Dead Paul wrote:Let me know if and when you watch a game in a pub and I'll pop along.. I'm new this way so don't know of any good football pubs.. I quite like the swan for a beverage or two..

When posters meet for the first time I bet they never look how each other imagined..
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