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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Hammer1972 on Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:25 pm

And I'd like to be SeventyTwo if any of our good looking, extremely intelligent and kind-hearted mods are reading...
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Hammer1972 on Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:27 pm

Mega Ron wrote:I requested another change about 6 months ago. That didn't happen


Have you tried going private if the NHS can't help?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Hummer_I_mean_Hammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:35 pm

DasNutNock wrote:I didn't, but have been advised that an alternative logon was a technical infringement of site rules, so I'm back now until I can work out how to change my name - something that only Dyer's Leg to -DL- has successfully achieved (as far as I'm aware).



Didn't Miami hammer change his name to something less easy to spell?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:11 pm

Hammer1972 wrote:
Have you tried going private if the NHS can't help?


:lol:
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Dead Paul on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:16 pm

DasNutNock wrote:I didn't, but have been advised that an alternative logon was a technical infringement of site rules, so I'm back now until I can work out how to change my name - something that only Dyer's Leg to -DL- has successfully achieved (as far as I'm aware).


There's been a few over the years... OFT and cuenca being two more I can think of..
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby davids cross on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:29 pm

Whitey hasn't always been Whitey either.

I do remember his previous name, it was quite clever too.

But there is only one White Goodman.... :thup:
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Clacton-ammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:31 pm

I think you will find their are at least two Whiteys with the amount of juicing he does....... :wink:
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby davids cross on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:31 pm

And Clackers used to be ..

Hairy backed bstard.

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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Clacton-ammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:41 pm

Just a bsatrd now 8-)
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby davids cross on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:46 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:Just a bsatrd now 8-)


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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby davids cross on Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:05 pm

I've always thought we should have one week where we post in the style of another poster. Adopting their own beliefs and mannerisms........and also their interests.

For instance.....I love The Ryder Cup...It's Ryder Cup year.

But I would have to post in the style of Romf for that week .... Image
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:14 pm

davids cross wrote:I've always thought we should have one week where we post in the style of another poster. Adopting their own beliefs and mannerisms........and also their interests.

For instance.....I love The Ryder Cup...It's Ryder Cup year.

But I would have to post in the style of Romf for that week .... Image


Your mum.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Patito on Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:10 pm

Rum.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Mega Ron on Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:16 pm

Mega Rona wrote:I requested another change about 6 months ago. That didn't happen


Hammer1972 wrote:
Have you tried going private if the NHS can't help?


:D
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Samba on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:14 pm

DasNutNock wrote:I didn't, but have been advised that an alternative logon was a technical infringement of site rules, so I'm back now until I can work out how to change my name

For now, the world seems alright again..
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:47 pm

DasNutNock wrote:I didn't, but have been advised that an alternative logon was a technical infringement of site rules, so I'm back now until I can work out how to change my name - something that only Dyer's Leg to -DL- has successfully achieved (as far as I'm aware).


Nope.

Don't you remember when D&G (Remember him? The dude from Holland who always posted stuff close to the edge about death, crap jokes, stories about beheadings etc) changed his name to 'The Grey Wolf'?!

That was particularly ****ing funny. He changed it back again within a week.
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Phil S on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:57 pm

^
he was donkey dobber too?
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby davids cross on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:03 pm

Dead Paul wrote:There's been a few over the years... OFT and cuenca being two more I can think of..


Deaders,

You only joined last week ... :D

You are either a long term lurker

or

Posting with a new name.

Declare yourself ...?.. :)
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Dead Paul on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:23 pm

davids cross wrote:
Deaders,

You only joined last week ... :D

You are either a long term lurker

or

Posting with a new name.

Declare yourself ...?.. :)


I may or may not be....... Av it

But I'll leave that up to you to decide :wink:
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Re: Hammerdivone and Dan

Postby Bend it like Repka on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:26 pm

This thread is the most bizarre read I've had on here in yonks.

So basically if we need to know about running or UFC we now call Kendo.

Some people have split personalities on the site

Fj has taken Warps mum on a round the world trip

RARS hates just about everyone

DL is a moderator who can't read which seems to be a minor problem for that role
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