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Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Mega Ron on Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:21 pm

I have received 3 bans I believe but I can't remember what the first one was for.

My second ban, for a mere 24 hours, was for calling my alter ego CNR a rude word.

My third ban was for a your mum joke. Technically a your mum and a your dad joke I guess. That earned me 7 days in the slammer.

Perhaps ban number 4 will be the creation of this thread.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:32 pm

I still think the best one was The Badger after a mediocre performance some years back.

"**** off back to Auschwitz Yossi you ****"

Now, the content isn't particularly humourous, of course, but the sheer magnitude of the comment and the guarantee of success.

Just imagine it wasn't too taxing for whatever mod ****ed the switch.

"Bye then..."
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby jastons on Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:34 pm

I think I remember 'zola 4 ever' got banned for being a psycho.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby delbert on Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:58 pm

I've had a couple. One was for pushing my luck when the titty and totty censorship came in, the other was when I responded (sober) to some hard of thinking humour vacuum late on a Friday night........
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby jevs on Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:00 pm

Never been banned.....***polishes halo***
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Monkeybubbles on Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:29 pm

Posting a picture of a fanny
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:36 pm

jastons wrote:I think I remember 'zola 4 ever' got banned for being a psycho.


Was he the fella who f a k e d his own death?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby vietnammer on Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:58 pm

If we can call it 'entertainment', The Oldham Stripper (Nuke the barstewards) did a masterful job circa 2014 after a roll-over defeat by Man City. It was like a hostage situation whereby he kept opening new threads to take shots at the mods you'll never get me alive. He was properly pissed in the meaning both sides of the Atlantic.

I did 7 days in the slammer on the same count as delbert 'puerility at the age of 50-odd' :oops:
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby jastons on Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:31 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Was he the fella who f a k e d his own death?


I don't about that, but he certainly had issues. I think DL met him face to face and that's when his story started to unravel.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:16 pm

jastons wrote:I don't about that, but he certainly had issues. I think DL met him face to face and that's when his story started to unravel.


Yeah I think he said he threw himself off a bridge onto a railway track or in front of a train or something. Mad scenes.

I've never been banned from this site. I don't know whether to feel proud or inadequate :?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:49 pm

GCRO

Did you sort a Cisco server out in Rayleigh the other day, by chance?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Samba on Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:58 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Posting a picture of a fanny

Gold or Sullivan?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby delbert on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:13 am

vietnammer wrote:If we can call it 'entertainment', The Oldham Stripper (Nuke the barstewards) did a masterful job circa 2014 after a roll-over defeat by Man City. It was like a hostage situation whereby he kept opening new threads to take shots at the mods you'll never get me alive. He was properly pissed in the meaning both sides of the Atlantic.

I did 7 days in the slammer on the same count as delbert 'puerility at the age of 50-odd' :oops:


It was nothing to be ashamed of mate, it was a noble cause. Google ads may take our tit's n minge, but never our freedom.

The boss did that (insert lol here)......
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:49 am

3 bans.

First one for arguing with our friend Romford, which got a little out of hand (I don't miss him btw). A week I think it was.

I don't remember the second one that much. But it was another week.

And the third was for a joke the gaffer deemed as being homophobic and it was anything but. One months detention for that. Ive certainly had a different view of the moderation of this site since then.

Not bad for nearly 11yrs and approaching 13k posts.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:57 am

westham,eggyandchips wrote:
And the third was for a joke the gaffer deemed as being homophobic and it was anything but. .


Go on, let's hear it then?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Mega Ron on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:15 am

Yeah I would also like to hear it.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Hammer1972 on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:57 am

Mega Ron wrote:Yeah I would also like to hear it.


And you share your 'mum' joke...
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Mega Ron on Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:59 am

My joke was only ban worthy for being in the transfer thread I think.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Hammer1972 on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:00 am

Really? Going off topic usually just results in a mild ticking off....
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:06 am

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:GCRO

Did you sort a Cisco server out in Rayleigh the other day, by chance?


Not me sir. I tend to limit my excursions in Essex to Colchester only.
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