Best reasons for bans from the site

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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:10 am

How does one go about getting a ban?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby szola on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:15 am

Well you have these forum rules....
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Chicken Run Supreme on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:28 am

Another victim of the clamp down on top totty thread a couple of years ago. Seven days in the cooler was the sentence received. Got my nut down, kept myself to myself and did my time.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:33 am

szola wrote:Well you have these forum rules....


Has the moderating eased up over the years, I just have posts edited or removed by mods.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Monkeybubbles on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:29 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:
Has the moderating eased up over the years, I just have posts edited or removed by mods.


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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:36 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:How does one go about getting a ban?


Share the photos you have of other posters' kids?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:44 pm

Don't have a scanner.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Hammer Laffers on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:45 pm

I got a ban years ago for creating a thread about everyone’s favourite socks
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:50 pm

Nope. I'm ****ing golden balls round here.

That Badger one, jeeeez :shock:
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Cockneyboy311 on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:51 pm

Hammer Laffers wrote:I got a ban years ago for creating a thread about everyone’s favourite socks


I think i vaguely remember that!
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Ben on Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:02 pm

didn't Spain_Soon have a melt down similar to Badger with an offensive outburst or were they the same bloke?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby pablo jaye on Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:28 pm

I had a week's ban at a time when a number of threads were created relating to players who had slightly risqué names .... mine related to a goalie of Iberian origin. Most trouble that I've been in since getting the slipper at school when I was about 9, for spurting a mouthful of water over a lad in our class who later went on to become one of the gladiators in the TV series.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Mega Ron on Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:37 pm

Ah ok. You spat when you should have swallowed.

Your wife is the same.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:39 pm

Hammer Laffers wrote:I got a ban years ago for creating a thread about everyone’s favourite socks


Favourite **** socks?
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby claretandblue82 on Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:54 pm

I got a weeks ban for a comment on women's football. Also had quite a few comments on her Ladyship removed. I'm a feminist's nightmare!
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Hammers Dad on Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:16 pm

Never had a ban but did get a warning for upsetting Romford.
We were posting about something and he said "Don't try and mug me off" or similar and I responded with "F*** me, it's like being back at school with Danny Dyer!"

A few more insults flew in both directions and I found myself warned. I did try and argue that, as he was a moderator at the time, maybe he should have reigned it in himself but I accepted the warning and behaved myself ever since.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby Samba on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:08 pm

Who was this mythical Romford?
I'm relatively new on here but his name occurs quite often, in not so hushed tones..
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:42 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:Favourite **** socks?


It was most deliberate at a time when a few of us were particularly antagonistic to a moderator on here because of heavy handedness.

It worked and Laffers was clipped round the ear.

I'm absolutely amazed, to this day, that I never received a ban for Curbsgate.

I was told under no uncertain terms though, by the gaffer, that I had upset quite a few people on here, in betting circles and at West Ham.

Ah
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby the celestial insect on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:44 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:Posting a picture of a fanny


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Here is my picture of a fanny and I demand to be banned.
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Re: Best reasons for bans from the site

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:48 pm

Samba wrote:Who was this mythical Romford?
I'm relatively new on here but his name occurs quite often, in not so hushed tones..

A knowledgeable supporter. Always willing to assist fellow Hammers with travelling.

But when it came to reasonable debate he was terrible. Probably caused more people to leave Kumb than any poster on here.

Tbh I don't miss him at all.
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