If you were king for a day

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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:18 am

Actual King for the day though, I think there's a LOT of people that I'd have beheaded.

Three in particular, whose heads I'd have put on stakes, and used for corner flags at the Olympic Stadium.

Now, who for the fourth flag?
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby Nap on Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:49 pm

Give yourself a huge pay rise.
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:17 pm

sendô wrote:Replace the radio with an ipod playing the greatest hits of a n a l ****.


Hitler Was a Sensitive Man :tune:
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby wilf on Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:53 pm

pablo jaye wrote:Wonderful - a Bendy and Elsie ‘love in’ ..... I’ve missed those types of threads!! :wink:


Oh joy of joys
How long have we waited for this


Edit.....
Seems to have fizzled out a bit are they both on hollibobs?

..............
Or do they just pack it in quickly
....bugggger
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby Hammersfaniow on Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:50 pm

King for a day, just one thing to do

Bring back the girls thread
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby Tenbury on Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:38 am

^^^^^^ possible risk of regicide ^^^^^^^^
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby The Old Man of Storr on Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:07 pm

If I was ' King For A Day ' I'd pass a law that'd make me ' King For Life ' .
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby vietnammer on Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:13 am

I'd abdicate
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby sendô on Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:32 am

Make people pass an IQ test before they're allowed to vote.
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby somerset-hammer on Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:33 am

sendô wrote:Make people pass an IQ test before they're allowed to vote.


And breed.
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Re: If you were king for a day

Postby BalaamBoy on Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:59 pm

I've given this too much thought.

If I were King for only one day, like the mayfly, I'd have to make it worth my while. Laws changes and rules instated can be cancelled the following day by the incoming King, in much the same way that Trump has with anything that had Obama's signature on it.

So, what could it be? What could I change today, that would benefit me for today, but would not be at all impacted by any future changes?







Buggered if I know! Thankfully I'm an Epsilon and don't have those issues to worry about . . . .
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