School Trips

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Re: School Trips

Postby Samba on Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:09 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:Drunkenly puking over the inner lining of our tent, and having to bin it during the last week, whilst at our highest and coldest point of the trek, wasn't the greatest thing to have done, and the smell of posh minge after 3 weeks of roughing it, will forever be burnt into my nostrils as a memento.

Hmm... posh minge
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Re: School Trips

Postby pablo jaye on Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:42 pm

I remember one school day-trip to Durdle Door and Lulworth Cove. We were all 14/15 and both coaches were overflowing with sexual frission, most of which bubbled up on the beach and then the trip home .... it was like a huge snogathon/fingerathon!! I managed to bag the back seat on one coach with a lass - the two of us had been flirting hugely for the few weeks before. Saw her not long back, still would!
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Re: School Trips

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:19 pm

Norfolk Broads.
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Re: School Trips

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:35 pm

Day trip to France in the second year was good. The week after the October storm in 1987 that tore through England. Was still tearing across the channel when we sailed, and every single person onboard was violently sick. Never seen anything like it before or since. An absolute vom-o-rama.

When we got to Bolougne we mostly bought flick knives and pornographic playing cards from hawkers on the quay. Highly educational visit.
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Re: School Trips

Postby only1post on Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:39 pm

PGL trip to England/Wales border area.
Sailing, pony treaking and canoeing where we had a break for a game of murder poodle in cow pat ridden field by the side of the river.
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Re: School Trips

Postby DasNutNock on Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:44 pm

Eh? Murder poodle?
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Re: School Trips

Postby DrVenk on Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:03 pm

I want Dan's question answered - wtf is murder poodle?

Not quite a school trip, but was everyone else photographed with a bird of prey? Seemed like there was a racket going on between bird of prey people and schools.

Awww, bless my cotton socks...

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Re: School Trips

Postby sendô on Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:50 pm

4 days in Paris aged 15, a great teenaged break, trying to get into the girls rooms but generally being foiled by there being so bloody many of them in there screaming at everything, running around the hotel at all hours and sneaking off to the cafes for a beer and a fag.

Also did the obligatory stubbers trip for all school children from Havering.

One highlight from junior school was when our bible bashing teacher took us to the local baptist church to see a baptismal. Sadly we were not allowed to partake in the drinking of the blood of christ, despite many of us asking.

DrVenk wrote:Wykeham (Junior) --> Albany (Senior)

I think they all have different names now.


stuboy wrote:Same as me, but yeh, they are Harrow Lodge Primary and Hornchurch High School. FS.


Eh? When did they changed the name of Albany? It's not even in ****ing Hornchurch. :lol:

Surely not as bad as when they changed Sanders Draper to... Sanders.
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Re: School Trips

Postby Chicken Run Supreme on Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:03 pm

Would have been 12 years old and it was Butlins Barry Island.
Did sone canoeing, a bit of pony trekking in the Brecon Beacons and some abseiling but the best bit naturally, was the fun fair at Barry Island.
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Re: School Trips

Postby DrVenk on Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:50 pm

sendô wrote:It's not even in ****ing Hornchurch


Yes it is squire. Broadstone Road is in Hornchurch.
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Re: School Trips

Postby mumbles87 on Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:18 pm

sendô wrote:
Eh? When did they changed the name of Albany? It's not even in ****ing Hornchurch. :lol:

Surely not as bad as when they changed Sanders Draper to... Sanders.


Hornchurch is RM12 and Rm11 postcodes (with RM13 covering south hornchurch)

albany is RM12. Roneo corner is the boundary for hornchurch and romford. which is ironic because "tesco romford" (roneo corner) is actually 300 Hornchurch Rd, Hornchurch RM11 1PY

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another ironic one is that upmister bridge tube is just within the hornchurch boundaries
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Re: School Trips

Postby DrVenk on Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:29 pm

^^^ Ah, Roneo Corner. The meeting point of the three metropolis' that are Romford, Hornchurch and Dagenham.

Last place I lived in around there was on the Hornchurch Road opposite Tesco. Cross the road to Tesco/BurgerKing and you move from Hornchurch to Romford. Not that these administrative boundaries really mean anything.
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Re: School Trips

Postby mumbles87 on Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:32 pm

DrVenk wrote:^^^ Ah, Roneo Corner. The meeting point of the three metropolis' that are Romford, Hornchurch and Dagenham.

Last place I lived in around there was on the Hornchurch Road opposite Tesco. Cross the road to Tesco/BurgerKing and you move from Hornchurch to Romford. Not that these administrative boundaries really mean anything.


well if you see the picture above that actually counts as hornchurch (not sure if it changed recently) but even tesco list the address as hornchurch lol mental
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Re: School Trips

Postby DrVenk on Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:41 pm

Well I'm going back a bit now so it's all probably changed.

F*ck me. I think I'm having my first 'senior' moment :D
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Re: School Trips

Postby sendô on Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:58 pm

Oi, map ****ers. Albany is in Elm Park.

They didn't call the new primary built over Ayloff "Hornchurch Primary" did they? And with good reason, they weren't drunk at the time.

It's like calling West Ham "London". Bah.
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Re: School Trips

Postby mumbles87 on Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:34 pm

sendô wrote:Oi, map ****ers. Albany is in Elm Park.

They didn't call the new primary built over Ayloff "Hornchurch Primary" did they? And with good reason, they weren't drunk at the time.

It's like calling West Ham "London". Bah.


Elm Park is hornchurch ..

Just like Emerson Park is aswell.
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Re: School Trips

Postby sendô on Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:16 pm

Shut up mumbles.

You'll be telling me Gidea Park is Romford or Cranham is Upminster Leigh on Sea is Southend.

We've got to have some standard somewhere ffs.
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