Work away day - team name suggestions

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Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Mayday on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:03 pm

I have a fun work away day next week and need some inspiration for a good team name.
I’m sure a few of you comedians will be able to help.
We all work in planning, there’s five in the team.
First names are:
Stephen
Jo
Jo
Reece
Mandy

We are doing an ‘escape room’ and a ‘GPS treasure hunt’.
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:11 pm

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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby HalfTimePie on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:15 pm

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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:19 pm

Team Gas Mask Dwarf Porn
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby sendô on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:37 pm

Warp's Mum.
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:45 pm

Team Why the f*ck are we doing this rubbish? We could be at the pub or maybe in the office, doing some actual work, rather than trying to build worthless personal relationships between the Marketing department and the blokes in the warehouse that drive the fork lifts.
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Balhamite on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:46 pm

"Five go on a Corporate away day"

"Five go team bonding"

"Five pretend they are buying into this corporate b*llocks and go to the pub instead"

etc etc
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby jevs on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:52 pm

I bet you're so glad you posted this now Mayday :lol:
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Briggsy on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:57 pm

How about "I'd rather be at my desk"
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:58 pm

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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Briggsy on Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:58 pm

DasNutNock wrote:Team Why the f*ck are we doing this rubbish? We could be at the pub or maybe in the office, doing some actual work, rather than trying to build worthless personal relationships between the Marketing department and the blokes in the warehouse that drive the fork lifts.


Winner :thup:
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Hammers Dad on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:10 pm

Sack Reece, bring in Ian and call yourselves JJISM
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby sendô on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:11 pm

Team What Cahnt Came Up With The Idea For This Crap Day Out?
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Mayday on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:25 pm

For what it’s worth I think it’s a load of old **** but at least it’s a day away from the office and will end with ridiculous amounts of booze after.
You are not disappointing fellas, there’s a couple of gooduns I like so far. Keep em coming
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:28 pm

"Team I think it’s a load of old **** but at least it’s a day away from the office and will end with ridiculous amounts of booze after" or has someone else already taken it?
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby warp on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:42 pm

sendô wrote:Warp's Mum.


all aboard!
likely already taken though.
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Mayday on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:44 pm

warp wrote:
all aboard!
likely already taken though.


Yeah, I think all the other teams have used that. So I was considering ‘your mum’ instead.
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby warp on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:45 pm

simple and classic
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Mayday on Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:50 pm

She is.
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Re: Work away day - team name suggestions

Postby Joyeux Marteau on Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:23 pm

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